Last week, I got this email. Somehow, it got through my filters, so I had to look.
quote:Dear Beloved,
My name is Mrs. Margaret Denko. I am a dying cancer woman, who had decided to entrust part of my wealth to you, for the establishment of Orphange Homes.
I have been touched by God to enstrust you with GBP 9,500,000.00 (Nine million, Five hundred thousand British Pound Sterling) to you as part of my legacy. Mother Margaret.
I replied...
me writes:
No, you cannot trust me. First thing I will do with the money is I will hire some people to kidnap those orphans so I could rape them.
Then today, I got this reply.
quote:My Beloved ,
I must let you know that your email has brought life into me. Where you live is not a problem. In my next email to you I will scan and send a picture of my self and the Doctor. Beloved I assure you this is a very simple process, and have in mind that the funds was deposited in a bank .I want you to know that my main aim is to do something the lord will appreciate before I leave this earth, and this is highly risk free I assure you because the funds is owned by my late husband and presently I am the beneficiary, but since the doctor have said that I have a short time to stay on earth, I think the best thing is to put smiles on the faces of the less privileged.
Please do reconfirm your details which I will need to know you better, after that I will then give you the details of the Bank so that you will contact them. For them to recognize you as the current Beneficiary, my Dear child I want you to know that this will not take us more long time to conclude if we act accordingly. Send to me your details as i need to know you better as stated below:
Your full name: Contact address: Phone and Fax number: Age and Occupation:
Remain Blessed. Mother Margaret
I mean... seriously...
So, I replied...
me writes:
Your full name: Percy Minnemooseus Contact address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest, Washington, DC 20500 Phone and Fax number: 424-202-6983 Age and Occupation: Professional Blow Job Giver
I swear, you can't make this stuff up. Only in reality do we see this kind of thing happen.
She was apparently clueless throughout the debate that the audience of law students were laughing at her not with her. She honest to god thought they were laughing with her.
Like I said, you can't make this stuff up.
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Conservatives (so-called constitutionalists) are rallying to defend O'donnell on this using the bullshit argument that the first amendment doesn't apply to state level. The level of ignorance among the conservatives are astounding in my opinion. Apparently, they've never heard of the 14th amendment and selective incorporation. If you don't know what I'm talking about, specifically google cantwell v. connecticut and read the subsequent links.
Sure, I laughed at the video a bit. But after reading some conservative articles defending O'donnell, my blood pressure just went up several psi.
Just be glad I unconverted at all. When I was a teen, I watched Benny Hinn regularly and had thoughts of dropping everything to go volunteer at his ministry.
Well, I'm thinking the westboro people are getting desperate. They've always financed themselves by suing the crap out of anyone who dare to touch them. Lately, though, people have caught on and so people aren't attacking them anymore. Their main source of revenue has run dry. By targetting the super bowl, they'll be having plenty of opportunities to get their asses kicked.
This is personal, but with all due respect, sports is pure bullshit. And while Westboro Baptist may accidentally come out on the "good guys' side", they are still seriously deluded.
You mind making some sense? What the hell does this have to do with my previous post?
getting to hold very close attractive women is gay?
Actually, based on my experience, in a social group if you see a guy that's getting all the attention from the women, chances are he's gay and they know it. Don't believe me? Keep your eyes open for those guys the next time you go to a social gathering.
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