A CEO from a dairy company comes to visit the Pope. He asks the pope:" What would it cost, for you to change the words from "Give us this day our daily bread." To "Give us this day our daily Milk". The pope thought for a while and then said no i cant do it. The CEO walked out and the pope called a Cardinal, when does our contract whit the baker run out??
From Sister(Mrs).Felicia Koroma, Abidjan Cote d Ivoire West Africa
Dearest in the lord,
I am Mrs Felicia.H.Koroma ,from Sierra Leone.I am married to late Mr. Joseph Koroma, who worked with Sierra Leone Embassy in Ivory Coast for Twenty-Six years before he died in the year 2003,after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. We were married for Eighteen years with a duaghter (Edvige) who later died in a motor accident. Before the untimely death of my husband,we were both born again Christians(from Muslim to Christianity). And since after his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (US$2.5M )Two Million,Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in a General Trust Account with a prime bank in Abidjan Cote d Ivoire. Presently,this money is still with the bank. Following my ill health, being a victim to cancer , I have decided to donate this fund to a Christain organizations (Church or person) that will utilize this fund the way I am going to instruct herein,according to the desire of my late husband. I want this fund to be used in Christain Activities like,Orphanages,Christain schools, and Churches for propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth". I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers.I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health as well the presence of my husband's relatives around me .I don't want them to know about this development. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life as well commit me into your daily prayers. Contact me on this e-mail addressfeliciakoroma@datafull.com), any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another Church for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply immediately .
Remain blessed in the Lord. Sister Felicia Koroma, Avenue 4 Marcory residential 14 bp 211 Abidjan 14
Why do all scammers try to scam me ??? And the irony im an atheist lol
Ok to me this is humor if it is not funny to you it is not my fault.
The Ukrainian government has announced that Černobil will be open for tourists next year.
So if anyone would like to get a bad case of radiation poisoning be my guests and go have a look.
Who the f%&/ are they kidding it is safe to go there now, while if you want to go and have a look now you have to know some people so that you can get permission to pass the armed guards and you have to ware a radiation suit and have a Geiger counter. And next year none of that will be needed???
our football the Americans call it soccer a bunch of nitwits running after a ball. My favorite commentaries form players: "ova noc nija bio nas dan" (this night was not our day), "rad bi se zahvalil svojim starsem se posebej svoji mami in ocetu"(i would like to thank my parents, especially my mother and father), "nismo jih podcenjevali bili so samo bolsi kot smo pricakovali"(we did not underestimate them they where just better than we expected).
Lol and theres more for all kinds of sports tough i do not like sports where you have to run around allot not my thing i did box between the ages of 15-18, I shot, still do sometimes and i still sometimes shoot the bow and arrow. tough i do not compeate in any anymore. Oh and chess i love to play chess.
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