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bluegenes
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Message 76 of 553 (609293)
03-18-2011 7:07 AM


The Gospel according to Jon.
Jon writes:
Jesus has nothing to do with God, obviously.
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dwise1
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Message 77 of 553 (609304)
03-18-2011 10:08 AM


Secular Humanist Revival Meeting
At http://www.aofonline.org/audio-a-music.html
It's the classic tape by the late 1980's by sci-fi author Orson Scott Card (eg, Ender's Game) performed in fire-and-brimstone style. A must-hear.
--------------------------------------------
The first commandment of secular humanism is, "Thou Shalt Think!
{Those holy fundamentalists} want to reach out and take hold of the reigns of power. And in that moment, they lose all their holiness, all their holiness! Can you hear me? Am I talking loud enough?
(chorus from the story of Creation):
And the strong nuclear force holds tight.
The weak nuclear force hangs on.
The electro-magnetic force shines so bright as if to say, "It is good."
And gravity ... it just sits and sucks.
Can you hear me? Am I talking loud enough?

hooah212002
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Message 78 of 553 (609311)
03-18-2011 10:22 AM


Never knew C-Span would be so funny...
Stay classy Republicans.....

"What can be asserted without proof, can be dismissed without proof."-Hitch.

bluegenes
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Message 79 of 553 (609732)
03-22-2011 6:04 PM


Canada and U.K. inch ahead of U.S. and Australia in most important vital statistic
This is a indispensable resource for female sex tourists, and puts paid to the popular phallusy of world wide equality.

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fearandloathing
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Message 80 of 553 (609734)
03-22-2011 6:15 PM
Reply to: Message 79 by bluegenes
03-22-2011 6:04 PM


Re: Canada and U.K. inch ahead of U.S. and Australia in most important vital statistic
bluegenes writes:
This is a indispensable resource for female sex tourists, and puts paid to the popular phallusy of world wide equality.
Thank you ...lol...after a long day of dealing with Blue Cross I needed a good laugh.

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Dogmafood
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Message 81 of 553 (610853)
04-02-2011 10:06 PM


Are you sure?
I thought this was well done.

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Message 82 of 553 (610854)
04-02-2011 10:13 PM
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04-02-2011 10:06 PM


Re: Are you sure?
Na, interessant. Aber was soll das bedeuten?

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Dogmafood
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Message 83 of 553 (610871)
04-03-2011 6:59 AM
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04-02-2011 10:13 PM


Re: Are you sure?
I don't speak German but I think it means that when your perceptions conflict with your beliefs, one of them has to change.

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bluegenes
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Message 84 of 553 (611123)
04-05-2011 3:54 PM


Picture caption competition.
This thread's gone quiet, so let's have a picture caption competition. Think up a newspaper style caption for the picture below, then we can all have some kind of vote for the best effort in a week or two.

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Dr Adequate
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Message 85 of 553 (611125)
04-05-2011 4:13 PM
Reply to: Message 84 by bluegenes
04-05-2011 3:54 PM


Re: Picture caption competition.
Assuming that that's a mosque, I really can't think of a joke description of what they're doing and why they're doing it that would be funnier than a perfectly accurate account of the same thing.

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fearandloathing
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Message 86 of 553 (611126)
04-05-2011 4:16 PM
Reply to: Message 84 by bluegenes
04-05-2011 3:54 PM


Re: Picture caption competition.
Man asks friends to help him find lost contact, says " It was my last pair".

"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson
Ad astra per aspera

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bluegenes
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Message 87 of 553 (611127)
04-05-2011 4:27 PM
Reply to: Message 85 by Dr Adequate
04-05-2011 4:13 PM


Re: Picture caption competition.
Dr Adequate writes:
Assuming that that's a mosque, I really can't think of a joke description of what they're doing and why they're doing it that would be funnier than a perfectly accurate account of the same thing.
You may have a point. I'll go with:
Competitors await judgement in annual South Istanbul Gay Club's "who's got the prettiest ass" competition.

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fearandloathing
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Message 88 of 553 (611129)
04-05-2011 4:44 PM
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04-05-2011 4:16 PM


Re: Picture caption competition.
Friends of Dr. Al Jammitinyurbutt practice for tomorrow's attempt to set a new Guinness record for " Most prostate exams in an hour".

"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson
Ad astra per aspera

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bluegenes
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Message 89 of 553 (611131)
04-05-2011 5:03 PM
Reply to: Message 88 by fearandloathing
04-05-2011 4:44 PM


Re: Picture caption competition.
White Sox fans pay homage to team.

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ringo
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Message 90 of 553 (611132)
04-05-2011 5:03 PM
Reply to: Message 84 by bluegenes
04-05-2011 3:54 PM


Re: Picture caption competition.
"Mass Mooning at Gymnophobics Anonymous Meeting"

If you have nothing to say, you could have done so much more concisely. -- Dr Adequate

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