Humour VI

Hahaha probably what really happened

I want to see your CEO
Secretary:" he is not in"
I saw him trough the window
Secretary:" he saw you too"

Native American chieftain: when white man came here the land was ruled by native Americans, there was no tax, no debt, lots of buffaloes lots of beavers, clean watter. Women did all the work, shamans healed for free, men fish and hunt all day, having sex every night under the stars. Only white man is stupid enough that he thinks he can improve on such a system.

You got that right.

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There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002

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Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969

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Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008

May the fourth be with you.

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Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson

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We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate

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...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist

This is one of my favorite H.S. Thompson/ Ralph Steadman Adventures, its not too long, but to long to post here. The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved

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"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. ThompsonAd astra per aspera

I think you got the wrong thread here, Trae. This is the Humour thread.The Stupid, Crazy, Demented and Sick & Sad threads are elsewhere. Anyone of which would be more appropriate for this entry.

Wait it isn't a joke film?

No. It's not. IMDBI don't expect it'll get a very wide release, but it's not a parody. These people took it seriously.

Sorry forgot the smiley. I’m also willing to bet they’ll ‘pump’ it at a few screens so they can claim a higher than normal per-screen viewing. Much like Expelled.

The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers.[1] In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives "with elegance and euphoria".Maybe not exactly humor, but it made me laugh/cringe that someone put way too much thought into this.

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"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. ThompsonAd astra per aspera

Been too busy to participate lately.... yeah sorry, I know you've missed me.Just heard this song for the first time today and had to share it with you all. Its hilarious. You gotta give it a minimum of 25 seconds. The lyrics in the verses are pretty clever too.http://youtu.be/XLwtqwnI6ko"he knew them in the Biblical sense" Seen a discussion on that here before...

This made me smileI know I need help

Oh, CS, that is priceless. I am sending this to all my religious friends and family in preparation for tomorrow.It's OK. They expect this from their sinfull athiest relation. I give them all the shit I can ... constantly.I love it. Thank you!