Humour VI

I like the 1st and 3rd ones. Don't care much for the 2nd one.

Lol so true

25-30 years ago I used to have this on a tshirt. Talk about offending people.

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Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts

Well im offended by boy bands so people should just deal with it

Here's the original video.And here is the remix.

That fucker could get elected here in Texas.......

The wife puts on a mud Facial mask, she then stands herself infront of the mirror and says:"dear dosent this mask make me prettier?" The husband reply's :" Sure it does dear i just dont know why you wash it off every time"

Found via Little Green Footballs, which leads to here, which in turn leads to here, which is where I stole the subtitle and what comes below.

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Tim Pawlenty's presidential campaign is Dead On Arrival, according to his hometown newspaper.

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The St. Paul Pioneer Press hilariously ran the announcement of T-Paw's presidential campaign on the Obituary page this morning.

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Any other day, it would have made the front page. But that's what he gets for making his big publicity push the day after a deadly tornado rips through his home state.

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I feel so proud to know that my state seems to be producing both the most wretched and least wretched (but still pretty wretched) Republican presidential candidates.Maybe we can get the "all Minnesota dumb" Pawlenty/Bachman ticket?MooseAdded by edit (re: message 122):The version I remember had -Agnosticism - What is this shit?
Atheism - I don't believe this shit. Edited by Minnemooseus, : See above.

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Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U
Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham

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"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith

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"Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien

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"I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose

On the one hand i really hope this is satire, on the other i know some nut jobs believe whats in the video.

Well if it wasn't satire, the person who made it knows nothing about evolution, and not much about anything else.

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There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002

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Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969

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Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008

good parody, for creos who dont get it this is how some <-- sound

One of our news sites actually had an article about the video obvious fake though look at the flag

Now this is what i call a depiction of genesis