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Topic: One Liner of the Month
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Brian
Member (Idle past 4984 days) Posts: 4659 From: Scotland Joined: 10-22-2002
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Message 16 of 41 (61651)
10-19-2003 5:41 PM
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A classic from the frog:
Here Sorry, Frog, but you are simply way (way!) behind the times. Classic one liner: Says the guy promoting the 4000-year-old fairy tale. LOL Brian
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crashfrog
Member (Idle past 1492 days) Posts: 19762 From: Silver Spring, MD Joined: 03-20-2003
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Message 17 of 41 (61680)
10-19-2003 9:53 PM
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Reply to: Message 16 by Brian
10-19-2003 5:41 PM
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LOL He sets 'em up, I knocks 'em down.
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DBlevins
Member (Idle past 3801 days) Posts: 652 From: Puyallup, WA. Joined: 02-04-2003
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Message 18 of 41 (61708)
10-20-2003 1:51 AM
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Here's one i kinda like
Again, belief must be founded on Reality, not on personal desire. A classic one-liner, from delusional city. http:// EvC Forum: Existence of God --> EvC Forum: Existence of God [edit to add url] [This message has been edited by DBlevins, 10-20-2003]
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Agent Uranium [GPC]
Inactive Member
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Message 19 of 41 (62383)
10-23-2003 1:49 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Quetzal
04-01-2003 4:59 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Quetzal:
the best one-liners and quips people have encountered on Internet discussion boards
From that I would infer I could post lines from any discussion board, not necessarily EVC-based. Have I understood your stipulation correctly?
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IrishRockhound
Member (Idle past 4461 days) Posts: 569 From: Ireland Joined: 05-19-2003
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Message 20 of 41 (62386)
10-23-2003 1:58 PM
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Reply to: Message 15 by Pogo
07-02-2003 10:59 PM
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Re: Cheers!!
Nah, Wounded King or Mr. Pamboli. I've always wanted to take a creationist's appendix out. (just kidding)  The Rock Hound
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Quetzal
Member (Idle past 5897 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: 01-09-2002
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Yepper. If it's off-site, however, a link might be useful.
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Rei
Member (Idle past 7038 days) Posts: 1546 From: Iowa City, IA Joined: 09-03-2003
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Message 22 of 41 (63131)
10-28-2003 12:58 PM
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From Brian, over here
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Well it may not be archaeological but what does the Bible prove?
That you can fool some of the people all of the time?
------------------ "Illuminant light, illuminate me."
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MrHambre
Member (Idle past 1418 days) Posts: 1495 From: Framingham, MA, USA Joined: 06-23-2003
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Message 23 of 41 (68947)
11-24-2003 10:36 AM
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And No Smilie
NosyNed, in the "young sun" thread:
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Wow! That is an impressive thing to admit -- that ICR may not be doing as good a job as they should.
That's one for the ages. ------------------ The dark nursery of evolution is very dark indeed. Brad McFall
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crashfrog
Member (Idle past 1492 days) Posts: 19762 From: Silver Spring, MD Joined: 03-20-2003
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Message 24 of 41 (71388)
12-06-2003 5:38 PM
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World, from the Proof Synthesis thread:
World writes: I read and "understood" each line of your Boulian bonanza, but was left with more of a feeling that I had just finished a really bad crossword puzzle than a newfound belief in God. Oh, snap!
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One_Charred_Wing
Member (Idle past 6181 days) Posts: 690 From: USA West Coast Joined: 11-21-2003
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Message 25 of 41 (71500)
12-07-2003 11:14 PM
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Mike Holland saying: Why am I reasoning in sinful ways? You reject 9999(or whatever) of 10000 religions. I just reject one more than you. Might not be all that supportive of my beliefs, but I can always appriciate fine wit. EvC Forum: Keep in Mind ------------------ Wanna feel God? Step onto the wrestling mat and you'd be crazy to deny the uplifting spirit.
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Rei
Member (Idle past 7038 days) Posts: 1546 From: Iowa City, IA Joined: 09-03-2003
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Message 26 of 41 (71699)
12-08-2003 7:23 PM
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Some of us were lucky enough to catch this thread: http:// EvC Forum: Debate (Re: A young Earth/old Earth classroom debate) --> EvC Forum: Debate (Re: A young Earth/old Earth classroom debate)http:// EvC Forum: Debate (Re: A young Earth/old Earth classroom debate) --> EvC Forum: Debate (Re: A young Earth/old Earth classroom debate)http:// EvC Forum: Debate (Re: A young Earth/old Earth classroom debate) --> EvC Forum: Debate (Re: A young Earth/old Earth classroom debate)
Abshalom writes: My best argument for a 6K Earth is that apparently that is sufficient time for the Sun to warp the flat earth into a globe. Holmes writes: Well anyone knows that was going to happen anyway, due to the torque forces of the sun going around the earth. What may be more significant, since it is not as obvious, is how long it took for earth's gravity to shape round heads into points. Abshalom writes: Apparently in some cases, gravity dragged the brain out of the cranium and relocated it in a lower, more fatty region. (edited to correct misattributed quote - sorry, Holmes!) ------------------ "Illuminant light, illuminate me." [This message has been edited by Rei, 12-09-2003]
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Silent H
Member (Idle past 5845 days) Posts: 7405 From: satellite of love Joined: 12-11-2002
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Message 27 of 41 (71770)
12-08-2003 11:11 PM
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Reply to: Message 26 by Rei
12-08-2003 7:23 PM
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Hey, as much as I like mrH, and admit he is much funnier than I am, it was me that delivered the middle line. ------------------ holmes
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MrHambre
Member (Idle past 1418 days) Posts: 1495 From: Framingham, MA, USA Joined: 06-23-2003
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Message 28 of 41 (71781)
12-09-2003 12:24 AM
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Reply to: Message 27 by Silent H
12-08-2003 11:11 PM
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Credit Where Credit's Due
I wouldn't mind being credited with a line like that. Well done, holmes. It's like I always say, No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. Oh, wait a minute, that was Mencken. ------------------ The dark nursery of evolution is very dark indeed. Brad McFall
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Andya Primanda
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Message 29 of 41 (73251)
12-16-2003 2:46 AM
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If this is original by Rrhain, then this is good:
EvC Forum: Obituaries The old joke
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God is dead. -- Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. -- God
The new punchline
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God is Nietzsche. -- Dead
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Rrhain
Member Posts: 6351 From: San Diego, CA, USA Joined: 05-03-2003
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Alas, Andaya, I didn't come up with it. I heard it back in college and that was the mid-80s. Some variants reverse the order: Nietzsche is God. -- Dead ------------------ Rrhain WWJD? JWRTFM!
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