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rueh
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Message 331 of 553 (631312)
08-31-2011 3:38 PM
Reply to: Message 330 by dwise1
08-31-2011 3:19 PM


Re: atheists don't have no songs
I don't think it has to be factually correct in order for it to be funny Thanks for the list of songs. I've never heard of Dan Barker, I'll have to check out his music.
dwise1 writes:
As for Steve Martin's line of "atheists watch football ... " Nope, sorry, hell no! I'm not a believer!
Obviously you've never watched LFL football .
Edited by rueh, : My grammer sucks

'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat'
The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ
The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX

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Message 332 of 553 (631318)
08-31-2011 4:55 PM


Remember when...

"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
Ad astra per aspera
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

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Message 333 of 553 (631550)
09-01-2011 6:27 PM


Beliefs
From xkcd
Mutate and Survive

Butterflytyrant
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Message 334 of 553 (631632)
09-02-2011 5:20 AM


ID - A picture says a thousand words

I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong
Butterfly, AKA, mallethead - Dawn Bertot
"Superstitions and nonsense from the past should not prevent us from making progress. If we hold ourselves back, we admit that our fears are more powerful than our abilities." Hunters of Dune Herbert & Anderson

nwr
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Message 335 of 553 (632027)
09-05-2011 11:34 AM


Michele Bachmann is an Idiot
There's a new humor site, Michele Bachmann is an Idiot, featuring quotes from Bachmann's speeches. (via the xblog).

Fundamentalism - the anti-American, anti-Christian branch of American Christianity

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AZPaul3
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Message 336 of 553 (632031)
09-05-2011 11:48 AM
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09-05-2011 11:34 AM


Re: Michele Bachmann is an Idiot
I cannot quibble the conclusion. The girl's light bulb is on dim.
But, there are no attributions to any of the quotes listed.
Without attributions this site is nothing more than a smear campaign. And not all that funny.

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hooah212002
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Message 337 of 553 (632038)
09-05-2011 12:13 PM
Reply to: Message 336 by AZPaul3
09-05-2011 11:48 AM


Re: Michele Bachmann is an Idiot
AZPaul3 writes:
Without attributions this site is nothing more than a smear campaign. And not all that funny.
If you check the FAQ, they address this:
Is this a smear campaign against Michele Bachmann?
No, not at all. It's a collection of Michele Bachmann quotes.
If anyone is smearing her, it is her handlers and writers. Or herself. But she seems too stupid to have thoughts of her own.

"Why don't you call upon your God to strike me? Oh, I forgot it's because he's fake like Thor, so bite me" -Greydon Square

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Message 338 of 553 (632042)
09-05-2011 12:47 PM
Reply to: Message 337 by hooah212002
09-05-2011 12:13 PM


Re: Michele Bachmann is an Idiot
If you check the FAQ, they address this:
Is this a smear campaign against Michele Bachmann?
No, not at all. It's a collection of Michele Bachmann quotes.
I did read their FAQ.
And you believed that statement ... without attributions?
No, hooah. Not good enough. Each quote should be clearly attributed for efficacy. Like the creationist rags, unattributed quotes are subject to abuse of reliability and context.
This site would be much more powerful if the attributions were cited. Lord knows there's enough real "idiot" there to fill a library so this should present no problem.
As with all such things, when citing evidence, cite your source. Anything less is suspect, regardless of their self-serving statements to the contrary.
Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.

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hooah212002
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Message 339 of 553 (632049)
09-05-2011 1:20 PM
Reply to: Message 338 by AZPaul3
09-05-2011 12:47 PM


Re: Michele Bachmann is an Idiot
Good points. However, I, personally, have heard at least a majority of these quotes elsewhere, so they aren't falsely attributed. But you are correct, they should provide the source.

"Why don't you call upon your God to strike me? Oh, I forgot it's because he's fake like Thor, so bite me" -Greydon Square

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Panda
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Message 340 of 553 (632057)
09-05-2011 1:54 PM
Reply to: Message 336 by AZPaul3
09-05-2011 11:48 AM


Re: Michele Bachmann is an Idiot
AZPaul3 writes:
Without attributions this site is nothing more than a smear campaign. And not all that funny.
I agree that it helps counter any claims of lies/smears/etc. if web-sites link their sources.
And I am having trouble finding sources.
I picked the 2nd 'quote':
Michele Bachmann on Melissa Etheridge:
"Unfortunately she is now suffering from breast cancer, so keep her in your prayers... This may be an opportunity for her now to be open to some spiritual things, now that she is suffering with that physical disease. She is a lesbian."
I can find that sentence all over the web.
But very few links, and none to a source.
One link took me to http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/...-day-headache-for-bachmann which is a blog about Michele Bachmann but doesn't have that quote.
I even forced myself to listen to one of her speeches:
http://www.evcforum.net/Messages.php?control=replynew&m=6...
which was supposed to contain that sentence.
*shrug*

Always remember: QUIDQUID LATINE DICTUM SIT ALTUM VIDITUR
Science flies you into space; religion flies you into buildings.

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Taz
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Message 341 of 553 (632079)
09-05-2011 3:04 PM


Go to exactly 4:00 and see Micheal Shermer's reactions to all the nonsense. I can't stop laughing.

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Message 342 of 553 (632084)
09-05-2011 3:11 PM
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09-05-2011 1:54 PM


Re: Michele Bachmann is an Idiot
I even forced myself to listen to one of her speeches:
EvC Forum: Information...
which was supposed to contain that sentence.
You poor guy! That must be like watching Kent Hovind seminar videos; you can only watch so much before your stomach can't take any more.
But at least Bachman is easier on the ears than Palin, who keeps reminding me of the Weivoda Carpet Girl, TV spokesperson (and, I think store owner's daughter) of a carpet store in Grand Forks, ND. Shrill voice chattering away with a lot of nonsense going on. Enough to drive a person insane.

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Panda
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Message 343 of 553 (632100)
09-05-2011 4:52 PM
Reply to: Message 341 by Taz
09-05-2011 3:04 PM


Kent Hovind writes:
The bible says clearly that he [created the universe] in 6 days.
Well, let's make a few predictions...
Kent Hovind writes:
I predict that there will be...a Book telling how He created[sic] and why.
Wow.
Genius.

Always remember: QUIDQUID LATINE DICTUM SIT ALTUM VIDITUR
Science flies you into space; religion flies you into buildings.

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AZPaul3
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Message 344 of 553 (632106)
09-05-2011 5:30 PM
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09-05-2011 1:54 PM


Re: Michele Bachmann is an Idiot
I even forced myself to listen to one of her speeches:
Wait! You listened to one of her speeches? The whole thing? On purpose?
I think that's foolish but it was for a good cause. We will remember this sacrifice, Panda, thank you. I hope the ringing in your head quiets down and your vision returns soon. God speed in your recovery!

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Message 345 of 553 (632107)
09-05-2011 5:51 PM
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09-05-2011 5:30 PM


Re: Michele Bachmann is an Idiot
AZPaul3 writes:
God speed in your recovery!
Seriously: all I got from the speech was hate and ignorance.
She starts off complaining about gays being rich and powerful (because gays are an international organisation, right?) and need to be defeated before they take over control of all schools.
She then says that they can be defeated because are only pretending to be rich and powerful.
Searching her speech for the least offensive claim felt like fishing around in a music festival toilet looking for the least offensive turd.

Always remember: QUIDQUID LATINE DICTUM SIT ALTUM VIDITUR
Science flies you into space; religion flies you into buildings.

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