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fearandloathing
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Message 273 of 553 (625758)
07-25-2011 2:04 PM

Evolution Humor
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"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Message 274 of 553 (625760)
07-25-2011 2:12 PM

one for Dennis
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One for Dennis Markuse.
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"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Ad astra per aspera
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Message 281 of 553 (627833)
08-04-2011 12:51 PM

Admittance denied
"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Ad astra per aspera
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Message 289 of 553 (628453)
08-09-2011 4:40 PM 		Reply to: Message 286 by Shield
08-09-2011 4:11 PM

You miserable scurvy pig-fucker...If I wake up after having dreamed about this video... and humming that tune...I'll hunt you down and release the badgers on you!
"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Ad astra per aspera
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Message 299 of 553 (629378)
08-17-2011 10:22 AM

I think both sides will find this one funny.
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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout, PRAISE THE LORD!
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Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, There ain’t no Lord!!
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Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for God to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted, PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!
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The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, PRAISE THE LORD.
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The neighbor jumped out from behind a bush and said, Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn’t.
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The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!
"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Ad astra per aspera
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Message 301 of 553 (629396)
08-17-2011 12:25 PM

Fishing with Moses
"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Ad astra per aspera
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Message 302 of 553 (629401)
08-17-2011 12:36 PM

Mabus nightmare come true

AbE...
Ok after watching this next one the first one just isn't as funny. Probably not the proper place for it but ....
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"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Ad astra per aspera
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Message 310 of 553 (629740)
08-19-2011 3:17 PM

Objection from a former sailor
"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Ad astra per aspera
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Message 332 of 553 (631318)
08-31-2011 4:55 PM

Remember when...
"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Ad astra per aspera
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Message 346 of 553 (632108)
09-05-2011 5:58 PM 		Reply to: Message 345 by Panda
09-05-2011 5:51 PM

Re: Michele Bachmann is an Idiot
Searching her speech for the least offensive claim felt like fishing around in a music festival toilet looking for the least offensive turd.
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Now that is some funny shit...pun intended.
"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Ad astra per aspera
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Message 354 of 553 (632822)
09-10-2011 3:24 PM

Ailen humor
"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Ad astra per aspera
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Message 355 of 553 (633927)
09-17-2011 7:06 AM

Penguins Posting at EvC?
"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Ad astra per aspera
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
fearandloathing
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Message 383 of 553 (637306)
10-14-2011 6:30 PM

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Be back soon.....
"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Ad astra per aspera
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Message 385 of 553 (637309)
10-14-2011 6:44 PM 		Reply to: Message 384 by frako
10-14-2011 6:41 PM

I think I am permanently stoned....LOL....The last few days/weeks can't be real.
"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Ad astra per aspera
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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