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Dr Adequate
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Message 376 of 553 (636341)
10-05-2011 8:11 PM


If I have seen less far than others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.

frako
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Message 377 of 553 (636381)
10-06-2011 7:23 AM



Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
Jesus was a dead jew on a stick nothing more

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rueh
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Message 378 of 553 (636383)
10-06-2011 7:49 AM


The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat'
The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ
The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX
Opening your mind to imagination shouldn't close it to reality.
It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff

Granny Magda
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Message 379 of 553 (636691)
10-09-2011 7:02 PM


In This Dungeon Lurks a Troll...
Via Nerd Bastards
Mutate and Survive

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Panda
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Message 380 of 553 (636737)
10-10-2011 12:18 PM
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10-09-2011 7:02 PM


Re: In This Dungeon Lurks a Troll...
I once saw this on a forum:
[Pest] run me through dungeon, plz?
[Pest] plz?
[Pest] PLZ?
[Guy] You said 'plz' as it was shorter and and therefore quicker to type. So I will say 'No' for the same reason.
Edited by Panda, : No reason given.

If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue

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Artemis Entreri 
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Message 381 of 553 (636857)
10-11-2011 2:42 PM
Reply to: Message 377 by frako
10-06-2011 7:23 AM



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RAZD
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Message 382 of 553 (637262)
10-14-2011 1:16 PM


probably about the probability of probability ...
Found this funny:
Candorville by Darrin Bell
Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 22 | Candorville
Enjoy

we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand
Rebel American Zen Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.


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fearandloathing
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Message 383 of 553 (637306)
10-14-2011 6:30 PM


Be back soon.....

"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
Ad astra per aspera
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

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frako
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Message 384 of 553 (637308)
10-14-2011 6:41 PM
Reply to: Message 383 by fearandloathing
10-14-2011 6:30 PM


if your stoned this messes with your mind at least its messing with mine

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

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fearandloathing
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Message 385 of 553 (637309)
10-14-2011 6:44 PM
Reply to: Message 384 by frako
10-14-2011 6:41 PM


I think I am permanently stoned....LOL....The last few days/weeks can't be real.

"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."
Hunter S. Thompson
Ad astra per aspera
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

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frako
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Message 386 of 553 (637310)
10-14-2011 6:56 PM
Reply to: Message 385 by fearandloathing
10-14-2011 6:44 PM


The sad think is most Americans probably do picture Europe that way

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

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Omnivorous
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Message 387 of 553 (637317)
10-14-2011 8:21 PM
Reply to: Message 386 by frako
10-14-2011 6:56 PM


The lack of distinction for Scotland and Wales is offensive.

"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."

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frako
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Message 388 of 553 (637324)
10-14-2011 9:19 PM
Reply to: Message 387 by Omnivorous
10-14-2011 8:21 PM


hey im a part of resident evil territory and i dont find it offensive, i know they dont know better im surprised its not actually a map of Africa with the letters Europe over it

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

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Dr Adequate
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Message 389 of 553 (637354)
10-15-2011 2:35 AM
Reply to: Message 383 by fearandloathing
10-14-2011 6:30 PM


If you stare at that for a bit and then look at something straight like the bars at the top of your browser they look all wonky and crooked.

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Phat
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Message 390 of 553 (638015)
10-19-2011 8:28 AM


The supernatural world of the fifties
Never be a very bad man!

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