Got to love the responsibility and honesty that characterises the fifth estate in Britian:
There's a reason that the tabloid newspaper are often referred to as 'shit-sheets'... (And isn't the press the Fourth Estate?)
The best response I saw was "I'm sure Diana's ghost will save us!"
(which requires you to be familiar with the UK tabloid's continuing obsession with Princess Diana.)
Edited by Panda, : No reason given.
If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue
The above ontological example models the zero premise to BB theory. It does so by applying the relative uniformity assumption that the alleged zero event eventually ontologically progressed from the compressed alleged sub-microscopic chaos to bloom/expand into all of the present observable order, more than it models the Biblical record evidence for the existence of Jehovah, the maximal Biblical god designer. -Attributed to Buzsaw Message 53
Moreover that view is a blatantly anti-relativistic one. I'm rather inclined to think that space being relative to time and time relative to location should make such a naive hankering to pin-point an ultimate origin of anything, an aspiration that is not even wrong.
Well, Larni, let's say I much better know what I don't want to say than how exactly say what I do.
quote:In other news, scientific studies have proved that there is a direct link between SERIAL KILLING and use of the teenagers' drug skunk-cannabis, video games, cheese and reading the Daily Mail. Think of the house prices! OH GOD, WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE HOUSE PRICES?!!
I'm always greatful to the Daily Mail for keeping me up to date with the cancer cause/cure quotient for any given thing in the universe.
The above ontological example models the zero premise to BB theory. It does so by applying the relative uniformity assumption that the alleged zero event eventually ontologically progressed from the compressed alleged sub-microscopic chaos to bloom/expand into all of the present observable order, more than it models the Biblical record evidence for the existence of Jehovah, the maximal Biblical god designer. -Attributed to Buzsaw Message 53
Moreover that view is a blatantly anti-relativistic one. I'm rather inclined to think that space being relative to time and time relative to location should make such a naive hankering to pin-point an ultimate origin of anything, an aspiration that is not even wrong.
Well, Larni, let's say I much better know what I don't want to say than how exactly say what I do.
Supposedly alien ships are comming to earth and will arrive on the 28th of november.
When i red this part i was like wtf your kidding me almost alredy thinking we gots to stock up on canned food and dry food. Get a few solar panels and some weapons.
Then it continues
There is a worldwide news cover up
And i go:" you ment was right, was a news coverup and now they issued some statment, no oh god who decided to get an insane editor and writer.
then it goes on
the sopaceships are comming from the planet gootan (at this point im laughing my ass off)
Gootan is not in our galaxy The planet is 14 times larger then earth (we cant see planets that far out but hey it gets worse) The people of that planet are 10 times taller then humans, and 4 times as strong. The pople there are also much smarter then humans (i guess at some point they compared IQ tests resoults) People with a low IQ cant see their spaceships (i guess they want everybody to go along with it u know u see them spaceship saucers in the sky buba if you dont ya aint smart enough. Bubba sees them preaty colors. Life on earth is abbout to change drasticly, the people from gootan are our enemies and they came to eradicate all life on earth. (guess they had nothing better to do they decided to go for a drive, to the furthest insignificant planet and kill all life there.)
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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