Huh? How could I have been acting like anything in a thread I wasn't participating in?
Your reaction to Phat's posts was you acting like a drama queen, queen. It was a smiley face and a joke, but you took it to mean that he was calling you gay and that many of us care about your sexuality. When really we don't, or at least I don't, but it sure is fun to call you a fag and watch you react to it.
Could it be because I'm the only one you want to fuck you?
Oh c'mon, there's also Straggler who I have a man crush on and Larni who I'd blow in a instant! No homo,
but seriously, totally homo.
See, that's why you keep getting rejected: You're still ashamed of yourself. The stink of self-hatred is so thick that it wouldn't be an act of mercy to show you the kindness of human contact the way you so desperately desire. You'd be so self-loathing when it was over, if not halfway through, that no self-respecting person would ever respond. Nobody wants to hear you cry in self-pity in the middle of a screw.
Someday, when you finally learn that your feelings are OK to have, you may finally find someone willing to touch you. But it'll never happen until you learn to let go of your obsession with my dick.
You seem more obsessed with someone having an obsession with your dick, that I think even if someone had an obsession with your dick, you would still out-obsess them over your dick.
I see...you can't even steal original material.
How can I steal something that didn't belong to someone? Clearly AE did a little stealing too, right? Or can it just be one of those jokes that every one plays with in different context?
Please do tell, Peter Pan, how does one have fun on a forum with stock bits and playful jokes?
See, I'm an actor.
Dressing up like a fag and prancing around stage like a fairy is not acting. (Sorry, I became my dad during my childhood for a second.)
You're the one who's supposed to be coming up with the new stuff.
I am? Here too? Fuck that, Percy needs to pay if that's going to happen. You guys get my cruise ship act here, the A material is for the clubs.
Or you guys can follow me on Twitter @OniPerez, fresh new jokes everyday.
You certainly aren't connected to funny as our last foray showed. Have you figured why the joke was comedy rather than cruelty yet?
I answered it many times over, you know that. You're just being a fag about it.
- Oni
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