An Argument For Being Born Gay

Phat responds to me:

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When I said "This explains a lot" I was referring to my own sexual feelings...not yours.

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Then why the smiley? That indicates that there is some other meaning to be had, that you're making a joke. And what, pray tell was that other meaning? What was the joke you were trying to make? Your post was a single line long. Why didn't you actually expound upon what this insight into your own history revealed to you about how we as a society treat budding sexuality in children if that were what you were trying to say?Especially when I explicitly asked you to expound upon it: Is there something you're trying to tell us?You're not stupid, Phat. Don't pretend that we are.

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When I asked "Not sure how to tell Rrhain or what..." I was trying to be funny and secretive (as to my own sexuality) at the same time...but this whole thing apparently backfired.

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Huh? That makes no sense. You claim you were thinking about your own past with regard to how you came to recognize your attractions, whatever they may be, I respond by being confused as to why you think I was once a 9-year old girl and asking you directly to clarify your position, and suddenly you shift into being vague about your sexual orientation even though you've talked about it before?You really expect us to believe that? You're not stupid, Phat. Don't pretend like we are.For what, Phat? Be explicit. You seem to be asking for forgiveness for tracking mud over the carpet as if that'll let you off the hook for breaking in in the first place.

Phat explained the misunderstanding.Jesus Christ already; give it a break.Jon

You do realize that it is your fervent deflection and unwillingness to just drop it is why discussion of your sexual proclivity is such a hot topic, right? Had you just said "piss off, I don't fuck blokes" and dropped it.....there would be no ensuing discussion of your faggyness.

Your reaction to Phat's posts was you acting like a drama queen, queen. It was a smiley face and a joke, but you took it to mean that he was calling you gay and that many of us care about your sexuality. When really we don't, or at least I don't, but it sure is fun to call you a fag and watch you react to it. Oh c'mon, there's also Straggler who I have a man crush on and Larni who I'd blow in a instant! No homo, but seriously, totally homo. You seem more obsessed with someone having an obsession with your dick, that I think even if someone had an obsession with your dick, you would still out-obsess them over your dick. How can I steal something that didn't belong to someone? Clearly AE did a little stealing too, right? Or can it just be one of those jokes that every one plays with in different context?Please do tell, Peter Pan, how does one have fun on a forum with stock bits and playful jokes? Dressing up like a fag and prancing around stage like a fairy is not acting. (Sorry, I became my dad during my childhood for a second.) I am? Here too? Fuck that, Percy needs to pay if that's going to happen. You guys get my cruise ship act here, the A material is for the clubs.Or you guys can follow me on Twitter @OniPerez, fresh new jokes everyday. I answered it many times over, you know that. You're just being a fag about it. - OniEdited by onifre, : No reason given.Edited by onifre, : No reason given.

Dude, you think a dick going in is worse than some of the stuff I've had come out of me after drunken, late night disgusting pothead eating?I've taken shits so bad I'd pray for a dick. I'd trade some shits for the worse jail house raping you could think of.- OniEdited by Adminnemooseus, : Add this note: Suspensions happen

Jon responds to me:

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Phat explained the misunderstanding.

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And I explained how it was a crock of shit.

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Jesus Christ already; give it a break.

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I will when y'all will. It's a simple challenge: Let's see how long I can go without talking about my sex life when nobody else talks about it, either.I have a post that's on topic that was directed to you: Message 48. You gonna bother replying to it?

hooah212002 responds to me:

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You do realize that it is your fervent deflection and unwillingness to just drop it is why discussion of your sexual proclivity is such a hot topic, right? Had you just said "piss off, I don't fuck blokes" and dropped it.....there would be no ensuing discussion of your faggyness.

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(*chuckle*)We've already been through this (Message 46): I mean, look at you. You couldn't go one sentence after coming to your conclusion without going right back to it.Surely you don't really believe the lie that "If you just ignore them, they'll go away," do you? You and onifre and CS don't have anything else to go on. Even when I'm nowhere to be found, in threads that aren't about me and I'm not participating, y'all still can't stop yourself from talking about my dick.So since the only person who has control over your posts is you, it's time for you to take responsibility for your actions. Stop obsessing over my sex life and we'll see just how much of a narcissist I am by measuring how many posts I can go without bringing it up.

You sound like Buzsaw with his incessant "you secularist evolutionists wouldn't accept my biblical literalist creationist evidence anyways so why bother posting it". Just like this response to me, you retort with some off the wall babble about dicks and cocks and I wasn't even talking about your sexuality. THAT, Rrhain, is why the mockery continues. It is obviously a sore spot for you, so as long as you keep responding to it like a fag, the fag accusations shall continue. That, or until Moose bans everyone who calls you a fag.You should also note that this is the first time I have ever even taken part in the EvC vs Rrhain fag discussion so your accusation that "You and onifre and CS don't have anything else to go on. Even when I'm nowhere to be found, in threads that aren't about me and I'm not participating, y'all still can't stop yourself from talking about my dick." is unwarranted. And gay.

Onifre, I am afraid your speech was a trifle monotonous. You could have said at least one hundred other things, varying the tone of your words. Let me give you some examples:In an agressive tone: Your presence on this board is so off-putting that I'd rip out the network cables and strangle you with them.Friendly: Weren't you just cast in something? Go work on your lines.Descriptive: It would seem that you're racking up red dots.Curious: Don't your fingers get sore from all that keyboard clattering?Gracious: It is so kind of you to give us so many words, but really, it is too much!Truculent: Have you considered leaving any words for the rest of us?Considerate: Be careful you don't spend so long on your post that you stay up all night.Thoughtful: Don't wear your fingers out typing so much.Arcane: Dude, Rule 34.Cavalier: Whatever!Emphatic: No speech, O orator, can rise to meet thy declamations save for the dreaded fillibuster!Dramatic: Such a torrent of speech, grand logorrhea, shall wash all pretense of your argument away!Admiring: What a wonderful lesson on making your term paper hit 500 words!Lyrical: Each crafted word, fashioned from pure thought, placed into cyberspace.Naive: Did I just step into a blowhard convention?Rustic: I's just a simple guy and yer big words iz just confoozin.Military: You must be sending coded messages since there's no way someone could write so much without any seeming content inside.Practical: You must certainly be a good typist, what with all the practicing you get here.There, now you have an inkling of what you might have said, had you been a witty man of letters. Unfortunately, you're totally witless and a man of very few letters: Only four that spell the word "fool."I mean really, onifre. You've been at this for years. Is "fag" the only thing you've got? Of all my annoying habits in writing, you can't come up with any insult other than "fag"?

Cant you guys finish this tiff in a less public forum?Perhaps PM's would be a better way to discuss your sex lives.I couldn't give a fuck who you guys are or are not boning.Unless it has something to do with the topic (which I am mildly interested in) or you are going to provide pictures, you are not providing a worthwhile distraction.When I read Phats comment, I didnt think it was meant as Rrhain took it.Phat has apologised. Oni is suspended. Can we move on?

hooah212002 responds to me:

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Besides, it wouldn't do any good.

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Notice you prove my point: It doesn't do any good. You're still going on about it. I keep offering you the perfect solution: Stop talking about it. Why won't you take it? Lord knows I never bring it up. If you're sick and tired of hearing about it, stop introducing it into the conversation.

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You should also note that this is the first time I have ever even taken part in the EvC vs Rrhain fag discussion

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That's not exctly true, now is it. Shall we recall your comments to Nuggin? Yeah, that's not me, but don't pretend you're not doing the exact same thing. Alas, the archive of posts here isn't that deep...it makes it seem that you and I have only talked directly to each other half a dozen times and that simply isn't true, but I have managed to catch you out.

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And gay.

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See...can't go two sentences. Nobody's making you bring it up. It's completely within your power to make it stop. You quit bringing it up and we'll see how long I can last before I simply break down and start shouting it.C'mon...what's your under/over?

Cyrano de Bergerac called, he wants his schtick back.TTFN,WK

Hello everyone,I don't think an effort to return this thread to discussion of the topic could be justified for a Coffee House thread, so there are several ways I could go. I could close the thread. I could move it to Free For All and just let everyone have at it. Or I could move it to the Biological Evolution forum where participants could have a scientific discussion about a possible hereditary basis for homosexual orientation.What would people like me to do?Edited by Admin, : Grammar.

I vote for the BE forum.

Lets close it and start a new one at BE, Hooah.