An Argument For Being Born Gay

hooah212002 responds to me:

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You do realize that it is your fervent deflection and unwillingness to just drop it is why discussion of your sexual proclivity is such a hot topic, right? Had you just said "piss off, I don't fuck blokes" and dropped it.....there would be no ensuing discussion of your faggyness.

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(*chuckle*)We've already been through this (Message 46): I mean, look at you. You couldn't go one sentence after coming to your conclusion without going right back to it.Surely you don't really believe the lie that "If you just ignore them, they'll go away," do you? You and onifre and CS don't have anything else to go on. Even when I'm nowhere to be found, in threads that aren't about me and I'm not participating, y'all still can't stop yourself from talking about my dick.So since the only person who has control over your posts is you, it's time for you to take responsibility for your actions. Stop obsessing over my sex life and we'll see just how much of a narcissist I am by measuring how many posts I can go without bringing it up.

Onifre, I am afraid your speech was a trifle monotonous. You could have said at least one hundred other things, varying the tone of your words. Let me give you some examples:In an agressive tone: Your presence on this board is so off-putting that I'd rip out the network cables and strangle you with them.Friendly: Weren't you just cast in something? Go work on your lines.Descriptive: It would seem that you're racking up red dots.Curious: Don't your fingers get sore from all that keyboard clattering?Gracious: It is so kind of you to give us so many words, but really, it is too much!Truculent: Have you considered leaving any words for the rest of us?Considerate: Be careful you don't spend so long on your post that you stay up all night.Thoughtful: Don't wear your fingers out typing so much.Arcane: Dude, Rule 34.Cavalier: Whatever!Emphatic: No speech, O orator, can rise to meet thy declamations save for the dreaded fillibuster!Dramatic: Such a torrent of speech, grand logorrhea, shall wash all pretense of your argument away!Admiring: What a wonderful lesson on making your term paper hit 500 words!Lyrical: Each crafted word, fashioned from pure thought, placed into cyberspace.Naive: Did I just step into a blowhard convention?Rustic: I's just a simple guy and yer big words iz just confoozin.Military: You must be sending coded messages since there's no way someone could write so much without any seeming content inside.Practical: You must certainly be a good typist, what with all the practicing you get here.There, now you have an inkling of what you might have said, had you been a witty man of letters. Unfortunately, you're totally witless and a man of very few letters: Only four that spell the word "fool."I mean really, onifre. You've been at this for years. Is "fag" the only thing you've got? Of all my annoying habits in writing, you can't come up with any insult other than "fag"?

hooah212002 responds to me:

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Besides, it wouldn't do any good.

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Notice you prove my point: It doesn't do any good. You're still going on about it. I keep offering you the perfect solution: Stop talking about it. Why won't you take it? Lord knows I never bring it up. If you're sick and tired of hearing about it, stop introducing it into the conversation.

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You should also note that this is the first time I have ever even taken part in the EvC vs Rrhain fag discussion

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That's not exctly true, now is it. Shall we recall your comments to Nuggin? Yeah, that's not me, but don't pretend you're not doing the exact same thing. Alas, the archive of posts here isn't that deep...it makes it seem that you and I have only talked directly to each other half a dozen times and that simply isn't true, but I have managed to catch you out.

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And gay.

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See...can't go two sentences. Nobody's making you bring it up. It's completely within your power to make it stop. You quit bringing it up and we'll see how long I can last before I simply break down and start shouting it.C'mon...what's your under/over?

Well, I'm certainly glad you caught the reference. But it's actually Edmond Rostand, about 240 years after de Bergerac's death. Cyrano was a real person who apparently had a big nose. He is claimed to have been in more than 1000 duels, most of them because of his nose, and while he was an author (he is one of the first writers of science fiction), he didn't write that famous scene.As I said, I'm an actor. All of my stuff is written by someone else. And when you do something stupid and get a degree in the damned subject, everything's a cue. It's why I wasn't that impressed with Moulin Rouge: I have a better soundtrack in my head than what they used. I mean really...a song fight about love and "What's Love Got to Do with It?" never shows up? Please.Glad you liked it.