Humour VI

Now i know why the Catholic church never liked Jews its cause they kept telling them they are reading their book wrong. Edited by frako, : No reason given.

haha love the best answer at the bottom

Longswords are heavy and unwieldy, the katana is the pinnacle of swords.My favorite weapon and always will be is the AK-47 the plastic toy guns Americans make dont come close in comparison and you know it.

Its about as accurate as a 90 year old woman playing darts (inf full burst mode) , but unlike other guns you can grab the ak by the barrel use it as a club to beat someone in to a pile of goo turn it around again and it will fire like the day they made it at the factory.Edited by frako, : No reason given.

we have a joke about the ww1 front we had against the Italians, the night before the push the generals ordered all the Bosnians to sharpen their knives loudly, the night was filled with sounds of grinding metal in the morning when the time came to push the Italian front was gone.I dont blame themthe knives looked something like this How about what happened on the fronts soldiers shooting the dead bodies on the other side of the front so they would decay more rapidly and attract more flies to make their entrenchment more difficult.

Nope if in a bar trouble arises this is what you do.You grab the smallest person (that you can easily lift) near you and use him to knock everyone you dont know down. There is always a skinny twiggy person available to be used as a weapon in a bar fight.

Those are probably some chinese fake AK's

Assuming there is anything of the bar left standing before the bar brawl is done
The way our bar brawls took place was that usually a few boys from one village would go to the neighboring village because of their girls, the boys from that village usually dint like that so a "friendly" brawl took place.Now days we have taxes to appease the boys from the village your girl is at usually they consist of 2 cases of beer (24 liters) and 25 liters of wine but can vary, depending on what kind of person you are and what kind of girl you are dating.

well you dont own the women you just haveto pay off the other suiters with alcohol

But then again dumb men laugh at blonds, smart men sleep with them

If i ever go to America i think Wisconsin will be my first destination you sound like my kind of people.

Ha the county (municipality - uncle google suggested that)The town of sodraica well the nearest place to me that you can call a town has 800 residents, it has 5 bars and 1 disko there used to be 2 discos but times are hard The bars are freaking lined up in a row first you have Mikuli and old fashioned pub with some old fashioned food, then you have a normal bar also has food but normal food, then you have Majolka (wine jug) big place god drinks but ugly waitresses, then you have Mesar (the butchers place) small bar has a nice terrace and usually not bad in the waitress department, then there is A D B the place where most of the young folks hang out nice waitresses good music. The disco is called Podmornica (submarine) dont go there too much the music just isnt my thing. You can WALK from the first to the last bar in under 3 minutes. And even though our legal drinking age is after 18 no one cares unless there are 2 cops escorting a woman (an inspector) outside. Im cca 3 km away from Sodraica we only have 1 bar/groccery shop lol (we only have 30 houses (not all of them occupied) in my village so we take what we can get), the next nearest village has 2 bars and its real close to Sodraica, and the village on the other side of Sodraica also has 2 bars one is /a bowling place, the other /a odojk (young pig) baking place.But Wisconsin sounds interesting too
One day once im done exploring Europe im gonna take a shot at America and by the sound of it Wisconsin will be first on the list, and Las Vegas and from what iv seen from video Americas skiing resorts aint bad either. Edited by frako, : No reason given.

LOL

Job offer in slovenia that made the newsAssistant fortune tellerAplicant needs a primary school education and must be at least 18
He needs skills in love and family magic. Can take a class in white or black magic at the company, the wage is 748,10 EUR monthly plus stimulus for the work done.

lol i think its funny