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AdminModulous Administrator (Idle past 234 days) Posts: 897 Joined: |
A continuation of Humor VI. Please be funny, or alert us to others being funny.
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Dr Adequate Member Posts: 16113 Joined:
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Zach Weiner used to do single-frame jokes, now he's practically writing graphic novels ...
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herebedragons Member (Idle past 1106 days) Posts: 1517 From: Michigan Joined:
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My 5 Year old, Tyler (while looking at a clothes hanger): Hey you could use this as a cooperang
Me: What's a cooperang? Tyler: Well, if there is a bad guy who likes to hurt kids, then you could throw it at him and hit him in the neck! Tyler: Dad! Did you see that blue and red light (in the sky)?Me: No? What was it? Tyler: I don't know. Me: Maybe it was a alien spaceship. Tyler: Nah, it was something way cooler than that. From a children's book, Junie B. Jones, that I was reading him.Mother (on the phone) "I had better not get another call from the principal, Junie B. Do you understand me? Do you, Do you?" Junie B. looks at the principal "My mom says not to call her anymore." |
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Dogmafood Member Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
Dr Adequate writes: But the problem here is that people have different interests. I, for example, am exceptionally smart, and it is in my interest that everyone else on this forum should tangibly acknowledge this fact by becoming my slaves. But you're not going to, because you in fact believe that your interests are as valid as mine even though you can never hope to aspire to my god-like intellect. Is it still arrogance if you actually are better than everyone else?
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frako Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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HEHEH i laughed my arse off.Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand |
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1654 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1654 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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another one
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 1050 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
Mythology is what we call someone else’s religion. Joseph Campbell |
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Dr Adequate Member Posts: 16113 Joined:
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Just when you think: "No, no, they can't get any stupider" ... they get stupider.
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Trixie Member (Idle past 3955 days) Posts: 1011 From: Edinburgh Joined:
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I had a number of reactions to the following. See if yours are in the same order as mine or if you have any that I didn't have (apologies if this has been discussed. I did a search and didn't find anything).
1. Total disbelief, I had to read it 3 times to be sure it was saying what it was saying2. Anger that someone as ignorant of Stephen Hawking would make such a statement. 3. Rolled about on the floor, suffering from breathing dfficulties, commonly called hee-ing and hawing like a donkey. In the debate about health reforms in the US an editorial in Investors Business Daily said
"people such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the UK, where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless." I can't link to the original as I'm now just getting an error message.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3962 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined:
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Prof. S. Hawking writes:
It should be illegal for politicians to mislead the public. I wouldn't be here today if it were not for the NHS. I have received a large amount of high quality treatment without which I would not have survived.If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue
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frako Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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It should be illegal for politicians to mislead the public. Um that's like saying it should be illegal for a plumber to do plumbing works. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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frako Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
hehe makes sense Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand |
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frako Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
love this guys stuff Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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