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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Once you get rid of the poor and the latins, and just focus on universities, you get this World's Best Schools. You guys get #1, we get everything else. We're not the one's embarrassed. The best actors, best athletes, biggest military, best universities... Yeah, we're good over here. - Oni
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Panda Member (Idle past 3741 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
onifre writes:
I said that your country was an embarrassment. We're not the one's embarrassed.Your self-awareness is not a requirement. If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue
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Straggler Member (Idle past 93 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
Oni writes: You guys get #1, we get everything else. In your link we get #1 and #5, #6 and #7. With #6 being my old uni.
Oni writes: ...best universities... See above.
Oni writes: The best actors.. Nah.
Oni writes: ..biggest military... But not the best?
Oni writes: ..best athletes... Probably. But the vast majority of the population just like watching other people run around from their armchairs whilst eating chips. You guys certainly do well in competetive eating though.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3741 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
Straggler writes:
Not the biggest either.
Oni writes: ..biggest military... But not the best? Straggler writes:
Weirdly, America only produces good Olympic swimmers.
Oni writes: ..best athletes... Probably.http://en.wikipedia.org/...f_multiple_Olympic_gold_medalists Edited by Panda, : No reason given.If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Biggest AND the best.
- Oni
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Panda Member (Idle past 3741 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
onifre writes:
Your arse must be nearly empty after pulling out so many of these claims. Biggest AND the best.If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
In your link we get #1 and #5, #6 and #7. With #6 being my old uni.
And we get just about everything else, with the vast majority belonging to us.
Nah. What? Did you not watch the Oscars?
But not the best?
Of course... that goes without saying. Seal Team 6 is all US of A!
But the vast majority of the population just like watching other people run around from their armchairs whilst eating chips.
I won't argue there. But it's also mostly the poor. The rich usually can afford gym memberships or own private gyms. So again, the poor are mocked. But yeah these fatties are a bit of an embarrassment.
You guys certainly do well in competetive eating though.
Our one blemish. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
This will be hilarious, perfect for this thread. Please tell me which is the best military?
Get ready to laugh everyone! - Oni
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
Please tell me which is the best military? Well, you know, Canada has never lost a war. How 'bout you guys?
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Panda Member (Idle past 3741 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
onifre writes:
Good. Please tell me which is the best military?You finally admit that you don't know who has the best military. I see that you have also abandoned the 'biggest' claim.Have you realised that you don't know who has the biggest army either? If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Well, you know, Canada has never lost a war. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
You finally admit that you don't know who has the best military. Not at all. The US is. Everyone knows that.
Have you realised that you don't know who has the biggest army either?
Not at all. The US is. Everyone knows that The Ten Largest Military. - Oni
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
That is pretty funny coming from a some fat guy with a set of balls on his chin.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3741 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
onifre writes:
Again - your arse is making noises as you extract these claims. Not at all. The US is. Everyone knows that.Is your butt-hole the only source of information that you have? onifre writes:
You have confused 'biggest' with 'most expensive'. Not at all. The US is. Everyone knows that The Ten Largest Military.That is an understandable mistake to make considering the poor educational standards of your country. If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Again - your arse is making noises as you extract these claims. Well until you provide proof to the contrary, the US will remain the best in my opinion based on what I've seen. Arse.
You have confused 'biggest' with 'most expensive'.
The ten largest military, number 1 is the US. I've provided the link. I don't know what you're blabbing about. Arse.
That is an understandable mistake to make considering the poor educational standards of your country. Well I am the son of a poor Cuban immigrant, so I'll try to keep up. Forgive any short comings I may have, I'm not so white you see. Arse. - Oni
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