Humour VII

Once you get rid of the poor and the latins, and just focus on universities, you get this World's Best Schools.You guys get #1, we get everything else.We're not the one's embarrassed. The best actors, best athletes, biggest military, best universities... Yeah, we're good over here.- Oni

I said that your country was an embarrassment.
Your self-awareness is not a requirement.

In your link we get #1 and #5, #6 and #7. With #6 being my old uni. See above. Nah. But not the best? Probably. But the vast majority of the population just like watching other people run around from their armchairs whilst eating chips.You guys certainly do well in competetive eating though.

Not the biggest either. Weirdly, America only produces good Olympic swimmers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/...f_multiple_Olympic_gold_medalistsEdited by Panda, : No reason given.

Biggest AND the best.- Oni

Your arse must be nearly empty after pulling out so many of these claims.

And we get just about everything else, with the vast majority belonging to us. What? Did you not watch the Oscars? Of course... that goes without saying. Seal Team 6 is all US of A! I won't argue there. But it's also mostly the poor. The rich usually can afford gym memberships or own private gyms. So again, the poor are mocked.But yeah these fatties are a bit of an embarrassment. Our one blemish.- Oni

This will be hilarious, perfect for this thread. Please tell me which is the best military?Get ready to laugh everyone!- Oni

Well, you know, Canada has never lost a war. How 'bout you guys?

Good.
You finally admit that you don't know who has the best military.I see that you have also abandoned the 'biggest' claim.
Have you realised that you don't know who has the biggest army either?

- Oni

Not at all. The US is. Everyone knows that. Not at all. The US is. Everyone knows that The Ten Largest Military.- Oni

That is pretty funny coming from a some fat guy with a set of balls on his chin.

Again - your arse is making noises as you extract these claims.
Is your butt-hole the only source of information that you have? You have confused 'biggest' with 'most expensive'.
That is an understandable mistake to make considering the poor educational standards of your country.

Well until you provide proof to the contrary, the US will remain the best in my opinion based on what I've seen. Arse. The ten largest military, number 1 is the US. I've provided the link. I don't know what you're blabbing about. Arse. Well I am the son of a poor Cuban immigrant, so I'll try to keep up. Forgive any short comings I may have, I'm not so white you see. Arse.- Oni