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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 310 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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frako Member (Idle past 331 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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so true
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jar Member (Idle past 420 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined:
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I need to know the codes.
ATD At the Doctor'sBFF Best Friend's Funeral BTW Bring the Wheelchair CBM Covered by Medicare CUATSC See You at the Senior Center FWIW Forgot Where I Was IMHO Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO Laughing My Dentures Out LOL Living on Lipitor LWO Lawrence Welk's On ROFL...CGU Rolling on Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up! WAITT Who Am I Talking To? WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil Edited by jar, : appalin spallinAnyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Don't forget:
GTTG Go to the gymNTOTW Not too old to workout DUDYPT Did you do your push-ups today - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
- Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Funniest tweet I've read on the Tebow trade so far:
"Does anybody else remember what happened the last time a religious zealot, New York City, and Jets were put together?" - Oni
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Modulous Member Posts: 7801 From: Manchester, UK Joined:
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rueh Member (Idle past 3687 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined:
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'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff |
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subbie Member (Idle past 1280 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
Porn stars say yes to prom invite
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung
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Jon Inactive Member |
I thought posts in this thread were supposed to be funny...
Love your enemies!
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Tangle Member Posts: 9509 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.8
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Try this - can't seem to imbed it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fChTTf4Ogp4&feature=related
Edited by Tangle, : No reason given. Edited by Admin, : Use utube dBCode.Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android
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Jon Inactive Member |
I have a book full of limericks; here are a couple:
There was a young German named Ringer _____
Who was screwing an opera singer. Said he with a grin, "Well, I've sure got it in!" Said she, "You mean that ain't your finger?" There were three young ladies of Birmingham, And this is the scandal concerning 'em. They lifted the frock And tickled the cock Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em. Now the Bishop was nobody's fool,He'd been to a good public school, So he took down their britches And buggered those bitches With his ten-inch episcopal tool. Then up spoke a lady from Kew,And said, as the Bishop withdrew, "The vicar is quicker And thicker and slicker, And longer and stronger than you." Enjoyicus.Love your enemies! |
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