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Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!
quote:Can I have your attention please. Can I have your attention please. Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up. I repeat. Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up. We're gonna have a problem here. Y'all act like you haven't seen a Mormon before. Jaws down on the floor. I'm not concerned about the very poor. Got it wrong. Sorry. That's not what I meant. I want every American to be in the top one percent. I'm really named Willard. That's my first name. I'm not looking for a colony on the moon. Just for someone to blame. I like being able to fire people. "I'm Newt Gingrich." You're fired. "I'm Rick Santorum and I'm...." Fired Boom. Boom. Boom. "Conservative women love Mitt Romney." And I love cars and I love lakes. I'm running or office for Pete's sake. With regards to abortion. Pro-life? Pro-choice? I firmly believe in my own singing voice.
For purple mountains' majesty, above the fruited plain. "Where were we at John?"
Uh... with regards to abortion... uh.... You can choose your own adventure. It's a Republican dementia. And I'm more concerned about the banks: they're unable to lend. Corporations are people my friend. My dog is on the roof. My dog is on the roof. Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Understand I'm an exception. The Obama contraception. Not a vulture, I'm an eagle. Look I'm gonna get my lawn cut by illegals. There will be an influx. Hispanic voters in trucks. Look, if you don't believe, I'll tell you what, ten thousand bucks? Well, I made a lot of money matter of factually. I drive a couple of Cadillacs actually. I have emotion and passion. That's a joke for the record. But if you want the soul of America restored, Come on board. Take your fair share and every Mormon wave your underwear. Sing the chorus, papa bear.
I'm Mitt Romney. Yes, I'm the real Romney. All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating. So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
I'm Mitt Romney. Yes, I'm the real Romney. All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating. So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate
Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung
I have a book full of limericks; here are a couple:
There was a young German named Ringer Who was screwing an opera singer. Said he with a grin, "Well, I've sure got it in!" Said she, "You mean that ain't your finger?"
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There were three young ladies of Birmingham, And this is the scandal concerning 'em. They lifted the frock And tickled the cock Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em.
Now the Bishop was nobody's fool, He'd been to a good public school, So he took down their britches And buggered those bitches With his ten-inch episcopal tool.
Then up spoke a lady from Kew, And said, as the Bishop withdrew, "The vicar is quicker And thicker and slicker, And longer and stronger than you."
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