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Tangle Member Posts: 9626 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 5.3 |
frako writes: Back to humour ok, you can start now.Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android
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frako Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Il try
![]() A cop is furiousNow days you cant trust anything that is written down!! How so? I got an invitation to a ball, in the invitation it was underlined twice entry only with a bow tie. I believed it when i came there i saw others also wearing suits.
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Shield Member (Idle past 3179 days) Posts: 482 Joined:
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karlaa ![]() Inactive Junior Member |
yea, pretty funny stuff, i for one only enjoyed the page and the drunk photo. lol. karla
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Tangle Member Posts: 9626 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 5.3
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Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android |
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1600 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined: |
Two fish were in a tank, when one says to the other
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caffeine Member (Idle past 1341 days) Posts: 1800 From: Prague, Czech Republic Joined: |
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Taz Member (Idle past 3608 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
frako writes:
Forgive me for not having a sense of humor. Could you please explain this?
Il tryA cop is furious Now days you cant trust anything that is written down!! How so? I got an invitation to a ball, in the invitation it was underlined twice entry only with a bow tie. I believed it when i came there i saw others also wearing suits.
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Percy Member Posts: 23135 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
I think the joke might have lost something in the translation. I would have said it this way;
"Now days you cant trust anything written down!! I got an invitation to a ball that said, and underlined twice, 'Entry only with bow tie.' And I believed it! But when I got to the ball I saw others also wearing suits." --Percy
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Shield Member (Idle past 3179 days) Posts: 482 Joined:
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This is one of the few internet-funny-pictures that actually made me LOL.
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frako Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
he went to the ball naked only wearing a bow tie lol. Probably got lost in translation.
Il try some other cop jokes ![]() Why do cops wear a hat?Because every trash can has a lid A cop is hitting a nail on the pointy end.A noter cop screams:" you idiot that nail is for the other side of the wall" A cop orders a Picathe waiter asks, on how many slices should i cut it 4 or 8. Just 4 i couldn't eat 8 2 cops buy a lotto ticket and they are watching the numbers being drawn3 we have that, 18 we have that too, 20 we have that, 30 o my god we have that too 35 damn we crossed that one out. 2 cops find 4 bombs they put them in their car and drive t words the poliece station. One asks what if a bomb blows up? Then we will say we only found 3 says the other.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3608 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
frako writes:
I got this part. What I didn't get was why it was funny pertaining to a cop? Is there an irony here I'm not getting?
he went to the ball naked only wearing a bow tie lol. Probably got lost in translation. Il try some other cop jokes If i remember correctly someone
You'd be surprised. Cops have some of the thickest skin I have ever seen.
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Percy Member Posts: 23135 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
Over here we tell Slovenijan jokes.
![]() --Percy
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frako Member Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
What I didn't get was why it was funny pertaining to a cop? Oh yea because cops are considered as dumb as blondes ![]()
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Coragyps Member (Idle past 1051 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: |
Or sometimes New Hampshire jokes.
But Texans who know what New Hampshire even is are pretty damn rare, so I don't tell them often.
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