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Tangle
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Message 196 of 1042 (658530)
04-05-2012 6:48 PM
Reply to: Message 195 by frako
04-05-2012 3:42 PM


frako writes:
Back to humour
ok, you can start now.

Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android

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frako
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Message 197 of 1042 (658549)
04-06-2012 4:30 AM
Reply to: Message 196 by Tangle
04-05-2012 6:48 PM


Il try
A cop is furious
Now days you cant trust anything that is written down!!
How so?
I got an invitation to a ball, in the invitation it was underlined twice entry only with a bow tie.
I believed it when i came there i saw others also wearing suits.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
Click if you dare!

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Shield
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Message 198 of 1042 (658687)
04-08-2012 2:42 PM



karlaa 
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Message 199 of 1042 (658730)
04-09-2012 8:07 AM


yea, pretty funny stuff, i for one only enjoyed the page and the drunk photo. lol. karla
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Tangle
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Message 200 of 1042 (659036)
04-12-2012 4:26 AM



Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android

Heathen
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Message 201 of 1042 (659041)
04-12-2012 8:02 AM


Two fish were in a tank, when one says to the other
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"How the f*ck do you drive this thing?"

caffeine
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From: Prague, Czech Republic
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Message 202 of 1042 (659075)
04-12-2012 11:15 AM



Taz
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Message 203 of 1042 (659156)
04-13-2012 12:22 AM
Reply to: Message 197 by frako
04-06-2012 4:30 AM


frako writes:
Il try
A cop is furious
Now days you cant trust anything that is written down!!
How so?
I got an invitation to a ball, in the invitation it was underlined twice entry only with a bow tie.
I believed it when i came there i saw others also wearing suits.
Forgive me for not having a sense of humor. Could you please explain this?

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Percy
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Message 204 of 1042 (659171)
04-13-2012 7:16 AM
Reply to: Message 203 by Taz
04-13-2012 12:22 AM


I think the joke might have lost something in the translation. I would have said it this way;
"Now days you cant trust anything written down!! I got an invitation to a ball that said, and underlined twice, 'Entry only with bow tie.' And I believed it! But when I got to the ball I saw others also wearing suits."
--Percy

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Shield
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Message 205 of 1042 (659254)
04-13-2012 6:48 PM


This is one of the few internet-funny-pictures that actually made me LOL.

frako
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Message 206 of 1042 (659283)
04-14-2012 5:49 AM
Reply to: Message 203 by Taz
04-13-2012 12:22 AM


he went to the ball naked only wearing a bow tie lol. Probably got lost in translation.
Il try some other cop jokes If i remember correctly someone heare is a cop i hope he is not offended.
Why do cops wear a hat?
Because every trash can has a lid
A cop is hitting a nail on the pointy end.
A noter cop screams:" you idiot that nail is for the other side of the wall"
A cop orders a Pica
the waiter asks, on how many slices should i cut it 4 or 8.
Just 4 i couldn't eat 8
2 cops buy a lotto ticket and they are watching the numbers being drawn
3 we have that, 18 we have that too, 20 we have that, 30 o my god we have that too 35 damn we crossed that one out.
2 cops find 4 bombs they put them in their car and drive t words the poliece station. One asks what if a bomb blows up? Then we will say we only found 3 says the other.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
Click if you dare!

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Taz
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Message 207 of 1042 (659350)
04-15-2012 11:45 AM
Reply to: Message 206 by frako
04-14-2012 5:49 AM


frako writes:
he went to the ball naked only wearing a bow tie lol. Probably got lost in translation.
I got this part. What I didn't get was why it was funny pertaining to a cop? Is there an irony here I'm not getting?
Il try some other cop jokes If i remember correctly someone
You'd be surprised. Cops have some of the thickest skin I have ever seen.

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Percy
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Message 208 of 1042 (659380)
04-15-2012 5:47 PM
Reply to: Message 206 by frako
04-14-2012 5:49 AM


Over here we tell Slovenijan jokes.
--Percy

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frako
Member (Idle past 305 days)
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From: slovenija
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Message 209 of 1042 (659382)
04-15-2012 5:55 PM
Reply to: Message 207 by Taz
04-15-2012 11:45 AM


What I didn't get was why it was funny pertaining to a cop?
Oh yea because cops are considered as dumb as blondes

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
Click if you dare!

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Coragyps
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Message 210 of 1042 (659386)
04-15-2012 6:26 PM
Reply to: Message 208 by Percy
04-15-2012 5:47 PM


Or sometimes New Hampshire jokes.
But Texans who know what New Hampshire even is are pretty damn rare, so I don't tell them often.

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