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But seriously - Some basic punctuation adds massively to clarity.

Yep Granny def deserves a mention. Not sure what category I would put "him" in. Maybe the "Most deserving of a mention" category.But both of you share the award for best "she" imposters.I am still reeling form the revelation that there just are no females here at EvC.

Oni
I see that you are online and EvC is desperately in need of some banter.Your nominations please........

I was informed...But they shall remain nameless. Can we simply decide what gender we are now?I always wondered what it would be like to be female for a day.......

I don't know everything. In fact I only really know one thing.That I am always right.Now pass me my lipstick and turn that football off.

I can feel the love...... Phat is cool. But he ain't a creationist (unless he has undergone a transformation of late). Ooooh. Bitch! Darn and shucks!! I've been beaten. I see Crash equally upset. But you right. Hoo is mean. He capable of a lot more but seems to have lost the will to bother. True. When you and Huntard won'y play with me I feel like I'm bantering with myself at times. But if feels like someone else if I type with alternate hands. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!You Yanks and your irony.... I have barely seen him post this year. Maybe I am reading the wrong threads? I still like Rrhains's posts. I fall off my chair evertime I hear it. My arse is sore. And I thought he was only saying that to me..... Granny gettin a lot of mention in this years awards. And rightfully so IMHO. Stop brown tongin.... He da man. You been poked by anyone good lately?

Ringo has described him/herself as "style over substance" so I am gonne nominate him. Not because he lacks substance (generally he doesn't) but because I agree that the style content is high.But my real reason for posting this nomination is for the "Best Newbie" award.Yourself (i.e. Panda) and Stephen Push (StevieP as I will call him from now on) are both members who I hope to see consistently participate for some time to come.How did you discover EvC?

(**Fireworks crack in celebratory recognition**)20,000 posts and counting. I just thought this was worth highlighting.

7,000 posts for me.(**Straggler unscrews the cap on a miniature babycham***)

(**Straggler takes a sip. Coughs, splutters and grabs throat in disgust**)For 8,000 posts I will have to really treat myself and crack open a bottle of vintage Blue Nun.

ShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhI am still at work now.

Guilty as charged. Quite possibly. So you get a nomination for drunkenly advocating the award for drunken posting.But my personal fave drunken post is this highly charged but unrepentant one from Oni - Message 431

As it turns out it's a bottle of 7.8% Guinness given to me by a friend from Nigeria (where they brew this potent concoction)Anyway - 8,000 posts and cheers to all.Edited by Admin, : 8,00 => 8,000

And a happy belated 2.5K posts to your good self. Looking forward to your approach to the 3,000 landmark.I still look back on our limerickisms (along with various other less meaningful exchanges) with fond memories.........There once was a man with 8,00 posts
Who didn't believe in gods, werwolves or ghosts....(**Straggler strangles himself in a bid to stop the inevitable limerickisms that will ensue if he lets himself continue**)

In EvC Awards Chuck asks: And he got got directed to this thread. Good idea Chuck. Feel free (anyone) to post your nominations. I'll ponder and post mine soon.