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GRAY TIMBER WOLF vs BLUE WHALE

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dronestar
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Message 16 of 22 (664730)
06-04-2012 3:35 PM 		Reply to: Message 15 by fearandloathing
06-04-2012 3:24 PM

WOLF vs WHALE
Would the wolf get scuba gear? (Gills could also work) Then the whale could get wings for the forest fight.
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Errr, I don't think Fox News would compromise on the integrity of the drama of athletic competition.
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( . . . but it will be broadcast during sweeps month . . . sooo . . . )
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Message 17 of 22 (664741)
06-04-2012 5:32 PM 		Reply to: Message 3 by dronestar
06-04-2012 1:00 PM

Re: trololololololol
why, i answered your questions.
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Message 18 of 22 (664743)
06-04-2012 5:42 PM 		Reply to: Message 1 by dronestar
06-04-2012 12:18 PM

Whale's eat at Mc Donalds
Who do you think is the better mammal, the Gray Timber Wolf or the Blue Whale?
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The whale, of any colorm - as to not seem racist - is a fat digusting animal/mammal. Along with the manitee. Gross! can't even look at them.
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So I pick the wolf. Kicked Liam Neeson's ass, and that dude's better than Chuck Norris. Nuff said.
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Which do you think would be more likely to win in a Republican primary?
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The whale seems like a liberal douche, so I say wolf.
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ich has a higher gay\transgender percentage
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The, fat liberal whale.
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...which would have a better social net to prevent adolescent suicides?
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Wolf... and they wouldn't get bullied either.
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- Oni
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Message 19 of 22 (665135)
06-08-2012 3:14 PM 		Reply to: Message 1 by dronestar
06-04-2012 12:18 PM

Wolf: 286; Whale: 0
Somehow I missed this thread when it first came out. Wolf wins, every time, against any opponent, in any contest: fighting, howling, stock car racing, dwarf tossing...
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Message 20 of 22 (665137)
06-08-2012 3:19 PM 		Reply to: Message 19 by Aware Wolf
06-08-2012 3:14 PM

Re: Wolf: 286; Whale: 0
Wolf wins, every time, against any opponent, in any contest...
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You have not considered hermit-crab races to get new snail shells.
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Message 21 of 22 (665138)
06-08-2012 4:10 PM 		Reply to: Message 19 by Aware Wolf
06-08-2012 3:14 PM

Re: Wolf: 286; Whale: 0
Gee whiz, everybody seems to be against the whale. I always found the angry whale 'Monstro,' in the movie Pinocchio, to be a bad-ass.
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C'mon, a little respect for the whale . . .
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The Ribs and Terrors in the Whale
By Herman Melville
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The ribs and terrors in the whale,
Arched over me a dismal gloom,
While all God’s sun-lit waves rolled by,
And left me deepening down to doom.
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I saw the opening maw of hell,
With endless pains and sorrows there;
Which none but they that feel can tell
Oh, I was plunging to despair.
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In black distress, I called my God,
When I could scarce believe him mine,
He bowed his ear to my complaints
No more the whale did me confine.
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With speed he flew to my relief,
As on a radiant dolphin borne;
Awful, yet bright, as lightening shone
The face of my Deliverer God.
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My song for ever shall record
That terrible, that joyful hour;
I give the glory to my God,
His all the mercy and the power.
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Message 22 of 22 (665146)
06-08-2012 5:31 PM 		Reply to: Message 21 by dronestar
06-08-2012 4:10 PM

Re: Wolf: 286; Whale: 0
You should change the lineup to Sperm whale vs wolf, toothed whales are much more fierce.
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ABE Personally I like the Narwhal.
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Edited by fearandloathing, : No reason given.
A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.
― Edward R. Murrow
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"Yeah, I know. I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime, and I did it anyways. Shit, why argue? I'm a fucking criminal, look at me." - Raoul Duke
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