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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4165 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined:
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This cat looks familiar... A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves. ― Edward R. Murrow "You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them" - Ray Bradbury
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1524 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
A Dog with a very large bandage on his right appendage walks into a bar and says.............................................................................................................................................."Im lookin fer the man who shot muh paw."
Ba-dum-dum! Edited by 1.61803, : No reason given."You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs |
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
but I did get a real laugh out of this (and it is the truth).
Source Moose ps - Besides, I have to do something about that 10.0 rating I had when I posted this message.Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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ringo Member (Idle past 432 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Moose writes:
That's easy. Just disagree with foreveryoung and Rahvin.
I have to do something about that 10.0 rating I had when I posted this message.
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Wounded King Member Posts: 4149 From: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA Joined:
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Sadly a fail for their science, what they describe is simply diffusion. Osmosis specifically refers to the movement of water molecules across a selectively permeable membrane.
TTFN, WK
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4165 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
It was for the cat, nothing else.
Osmosis specifically refers to the movement of water molecules across a selectively permeable membrane. Doesn't have to be water, solvent would actually be correctA nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves. ― Edward R. Murrow "You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them" - Ray Bradbury
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rueh Member (Idle past 3682 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined:
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I always wondered what in the world they were saying in this song
'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4165 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined:
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Full story for anyone who wants to read it.A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves. ― Edward R. Murrow "You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them" - Ray Bradbury
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Modulous Member Posts: 7801 From: Manchester, UK Joined:
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If you like this, you might like an earlier attempt someone made - using many of the same 'mishearings', but without animation.
And you may even appreciate this from a different opera. Edited by Modulous, : No reason given.
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4165 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined:
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Don't know if only certain people can read this, but I found it amusing, of course ignorance is bliss, so I am easily amused.A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves. ― Edward R. Murrow "You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them" - Ray Bradbury |
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frako Member (Idle past 326 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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Greed just became a religion and anything that goes against profit is heresy soon they are gonna start burning people that dont believe in greed.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3733 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined:
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frako writes:
Can I have their stuff? ...soon they are gonna start burning people that dont believe in greed. CRYSTALS!!
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1425 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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well it would seem to be more honest ... if we change the motto on the money to
In Greed We Trust Enjoyby our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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frako Member (Idle past 326 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
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