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fearandloathing
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Message 286 of 1042 (665289)
06-11-2012 3:41 PM


One for Moose
This cat looks familiar...

A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.
― Edward R. Murrow
"You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them" - Ray Bradbury

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Message 287 of 1042 (665292)
06-11-2012 4:34 PM


Dog walks into a bar...
A Dog with a very large bandage on his right appendage walks into a bar and says.............................................................................................................................................."Im lookin fer the man who shot muh paw."
Ba-dum-dum!
Edited by 1.61803, : No reason given.

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Message 288 of 1042 (665315)
06-11-2012 9:08 PM


Yes, I know it's a rather tasteless low blow...
but I did get a real laugh out of this (and it is the truth).
Source
Moose
ps - Besides, I have to do something about that 10.0 rating I had when I posted this message.

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Message 289 of 1042 (665351)
06-12-2012 11:48 AM
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06-11-2012 9:08 PM


Re: Yes, I know it's a rather tasteless low blow...
Moose writes:
I have to do something about that 10.0 rating I had when I posted this message.
That's easy. Just disagree with foreveryoung and Rahvin.

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Wounded King
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Message 290 of 1042 (665355)
06-12-2012 12:04 PM
Reply to: Message 286 by fearandloathing
06-11-2012 3:41 PM


Re: One for Moose
Sadly a fail for their science, what they describe is simply diffusion. Osmosis specifically refers to the movement of water molecules across a selectively permeable membrane.
TTFN,
WK

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fearandloathing
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Message 291 of 1042 (665363)
06-12-2012 12:46 PM
Reply to: Message 290 by Wounded King
06-12-2012 12:04 PM


Re: One for Moose
It was for the cat, nothing else.
Osmosis specifically refers to the movement of water molecules across a selectively permeable membrane.
Doesn't have to be water, solvent would actually be correct

A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.
― Edward R. Murrow
"You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them" - Ray Bradbury

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Message 292 of 1042 (665421)
06-13-2012 11:19 AM


O Fortuna misheard
I always wondered what in the world they were saying in this song

'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat'
The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ
The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX
It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff

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fearandloathing
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Message 293 of 1042 (665436)
06-13-2012 2:06 PM


Morons in Raleigh
Full story for anyone who wants to read it.

A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.
― Edward R. Murrow
"You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them" - Ray Bradbury

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Message 294 of 1042 (665437)
06-13-2012 2:09 PM
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06-13-2012 11:19 AM


Re: O Fortuna misheard
If you like this, you might like an earlier attempt someone made - using many of the same 'mishearings', but without animation.
And you may even appreciate this from a different opera.
Edited by Modulous, : No reason given.

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fearandloathing
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Message 295 of 1042 (665460)
06-13-2012 3:55 PM


Amusing
Don't know if only certain people can read this, but I found it amusing, of course ignorance is bliss, so I am easily amused.

A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.
― Edward R. Murrow
"You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them" - Ray Bradbury

frako
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Message 296 of 1042 (665490)
06-14-2012 3:07 AM
Reply to: Message 293 by fearandloathing
06-13-2012 2:06 PM


Re: Morons in Raleigh
Greed just became a religion and anything that goes against profit is heresy soon they are gonna start burning people that dont believe in greed.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
Click if you dare!

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Message 297 of 1042 (665492)
06-14-2012 6:15 AM
Reply to: Message 296 by frako
06-14-2012 3:07 AM


Re: Morons in Raleigh
frako writes:
...soon they are gonna start burning people that dont believe in greed.
Can I have their stuff?

CRYSTALS!!

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Message 298 of 1042 (665709)
06-16-2012 12:57 AM
Reply to: Message 297 by Panda
06-14-2012 6:15 AM


Re: Morons in Raleigh
well it would seem to be more honest ... if we change the motto on the money to
In Greed We Trust
Enjoy

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Message 299 of 1042 (665733)
06-16-2012 5:19 PM



frako
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Message 300 of 1042 (665764)
06-17-2012 4:06 AM



Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
Click if you dare!

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