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Dogmafood Member Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
Basically you're saying God ONLY hates it when two men get together, and only IF the commit sodomy, but two women that don't commit sodomy are ok to love each other? That is what I was thinking too but then I found out that sodomy includes oral sex. From teh Wiki "Sodomy (/ˈsɒdəmi/) is any non-penile/vaginal copulation-like act, such as oral or anal sex, or sex between a person and an animal.[1]" So anyone who has given or received a bit of head is on their way down. Isn't that just about all of us?
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Jazzns Member (Idle past 4207 days) Posts: 2657 From: A Better America Joined:
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So anyone who has given or received a bit of head is on their way down. Isn't that just about all of us? Pretty much yea...
Matthew 7:14 writes: For the gate is narrow and the way is hard that leads to life, and those who find it are few. Or Matthew didn't realize what the "narrow gate" and "hard way" really meant, that many of us actually find it, and that is teh awesome.
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Dogmafood Member Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
Or Matthew didn't realize what the "narrow gate" and "hard way" really meant, that many of us actually find it, and that is teh awesome. Hilarious. Frankly, I take exception with being lumped together with the sheep fuckers.
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onifre Member (Idle past 3246 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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So anyone who has given or received a bit of head is on their way down. Curse you circumcized penis and all your BJ glory! - Oni
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driewerf Junior Member Posts: 29 Joined: |
Maybe the evil people commit is following according to a Poissons distribution, and god is just punishing accordingly.
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Panda Member (Idle past 4008 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined:
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Dr. A writes:
It is not 'the gay' that you will extract from a gay man by kneeling down in front of him...
we could extract all the gay from them with prayer (you can do that, y'know) Dr. A writes:
Genius. boil it down to make concentrated gay, and then spray it on the countries of our enemiesPure genius. CRYSTALS!!
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Buzsaw Inactive Member |
nwr writes: you are very good at self-parody -- it seems to come naturally to you. There's nothing in the OP pertaing to me. This thread as strictly about Jehovah the biblical god's Abrahamic Covenant and his views on his messianic nation, Israel and sodomy.There is nothing, whatsover about me or my views.
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dwise1 Member Posts: 6123 Joined: Member Rating: 6.3 |
"Sodomy (/ˈsɒdəmi/) is any non-penile/vaginal copulation-like act, such as oral or anal sex, or sex between a person and an animal.[1]" You mean like saddlebacking, that popular Christian practice for preserving virginity and Christian virtue?
So anyone who has given or received a bit of head is on their way down. Helluva straight line there.
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Buzsaw Inactive Member
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Oni writes: I got 9/11, Katrina, there was that nipple slip by Janet Jackson and Aerosmith playing at the Superbowl. Anything else? Hundreds of expensive homes burned up in Colorado, Millions without power in some states. Severe flooding in densely populated South Fla. Big fires in Oregon, Ca, Arizona etc. Year after year, devastaing floods, fires and crop failure due to nation-wide drought. You better stock up on food. Corn and other grain crops failing and no rain is site in many areas. Here in NY the corn got a good start, but the outlook for the future is bleak. The tropical storm & hurrican season is starting much earlier than usual this year. Every year the rapidity of various disaster is increasing, particularly at times when the US does something stupid and not only against God but against our own people. After all, it we, the people who suffer as a nation when God's wrath is kindled against a nation. This is just pertaining to this year, not to mention the last few decades of increased disaster intensity. When I was young, one Tornadoe any place was big news. Now we're having them in areas, not before experiencing tornadoes. I believe there were some in one of the New England states for the first time, this year. BTW, I am a global warmist, especially as time goes on, when, according to the prophecies, the planet will get increasingly hotter to the extent that it will "scorch" men, as per Revelation 16, about verse four or so, especially in the more temporate zones. Yes, the pole ice is increasing some, but down here in the bread basket of the US it's been hot, hot. The cold air is trapped in Alaska and the hot is trapped, more or less in the US, etc. Look what happened to the Germans for the holocaust, etc. Other nations who''ve been enemies of Israel never fare as well as Israel or the US in the decades when we armed and supported Israel. Tiny Israel has most always kicked butt on all of the large nations surrounding them, all vowing to destroy her. As for sodomy, it's pretty much a recent phemona, ever increasing since the sixties when they came out of their closets --------------------------------------------------------------------------------BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW. The Immeasurable Present Eternally Extends the Infinite Past And Infinitely Consumes The Eternal Future. Someone wisely said something ;ike, "Before fooling with a fool, make sure the fool is a fool."
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Rahvin Member Posts: 4071 Joined: Member Rating: 8.9
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Uh huh. There were no blowjobs or buttsex until those damned homos stopped pretending to not exist.
Riiiiiight. The human understanding when it has once adopted an opinion (either as being the received opinion or as being agreeable to itself) draws all things else to support and agree with it. - Francis Bacon "There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs." - John Rogers A world that can be explained even with bad reasons is a familiar world. But, on the other hand, in a universe suddenly divested of illusions and lights, man feels an alien, a stranger. His exile is without remedy since he is deprived of the memory of a lost home or the hope of a promised land. This divorce between man and his life, the actor and his setting, is properly the feeling of absurdity. — Albert Camus "...the pious hope that by combining numerous little turds ofvariously tainted data, one can obtain a valuable result; but in fact, the outcome is merely a larger than average pile of shit." Barash, David 1995.
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Dr Adequate Member Posts: 16113 Joined:
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As we throw Israel under the bus, all the while aiding and building up the armies of their enemies, we are essentially cursing Israel. I wish someone would "essentially curse" me by giving me thirty billion dollars. That aside, I've had a great idea, perhaps you could mention it to God next time you see him. Instead of cursing us for only giving them vast amounts of money and other forms of military, political and diplomatic support, maybe he could ... y'know ... curse Israel's actual enemies? See, that would solve all Israel's problems, and also mean that we could keep our $30,000,000,000 worth of military aid, which they wouldn't need any more. I mean, remember this?
By the way that he came, by the same shall he return, and shall not come into this city, saith the Lord. For I will defend this city, to save it, for mine own sake, and for my servant David's sake. And it came to pass that night, that the angel of the Lord went out, and smote in the camp of the Assyrians an hundred fourscore and five thousand: and when they arose early in the morning, behold, they were all dead corpses. So Sennacherib king of Assyria departed, and went and returned, and dwelt at Nineveh. If God was in a curse-y sort of mood, Israel wouldn't need any military aid. Or a military. Unless, of course, you have no faith in him.
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Buzsaw Inactive Member
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It appears that since a number of the respondents can't refute the substance of my OP that they are having these off topic vile discussions among themselves. They are doing their best to derail the thread.
BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW. The Immeasurable Present Eternally Extends the Infinite Past And Infinitely Consumes The Eternal Future. Someone wisely said something ;ike, "Before fooling with a fool, make sure the fool is a fool."
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dwise1 Member Posts: 6123 Joined: Member Rating: 6.3 |
No, that was already done soundly by Tangle as he listed all those disasters far outside the time you're talking about. The only way we could take your assertions seriously would be to completely ignore the facts and the evidence. Same as with creationist claims.
So we're giving the thread all the seriousness it warrants.
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DrJones* Member Posts: 2353 From: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Joined: Member Rating: 7.1
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Every year the rapidity of various disaster is increasing...
Evidence?
This is just pertaining to this year, not to mention the last few decades of increased disaster intensity.
Evidence?
As for sodomy, it's pretty much a recent phemona, ever increasing since the sixties when they came out of their closets
Evidence?God separated the races and attempting to mix them is like attempting to mix water with diesel fuel.- Buzsaw Message 177 It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in mindssoon I discovered that this rock thing was true Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet All of a sudden i found myself in love with the world And so there was only one thing I could do Was ding a ding dang my dang along ling long - Jesus Built my Hotrod Ministry Live every week like it's Shark Week! - Tracey Jordan Just a monkey in a long line of kings. - Matthew Good If "elitist" just means "not the dumbest motherfucker in the room", I'll be an elitist! - Get Your War On *not an actual doctor
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Dr Adequate Member Posts: 16113 Joined: |
BTW, I am a global warmist ... So given that carbon dioxide is not actually God, we can discount any increase in natural disasters caused by global warming as not down to God cursing America, right? C'mon, we want to see some actual miracles. Like in the Bible.
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