I suppose if you are going to blow yourself up for Allah, what's a little sodomy on the side?
quote:Being sodomized is acceptable in Islam if the goal is to carry out jihad, according to a cleric on a new video making the rounds online.
In a video posted on YouTube last month, and as reported by the New York-based think-tank Gatestone Institute more recently, cleric Abu al-Dema al-Qasab's instructions include details on how to carry out a successful suicide bombing mission by hiding explosives in the bomber's anus.
"However, to undertake this jihadi approach you must agree to be sodomized for a while to widen your anus so it can hold the explosives," al-Dema al-Qasab tells followers in the video.
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate
Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung
quote:Here’s a long and remarkable interview with George Carlin, as he recounts his life and career. Carlin is, in my view, the single greatest stand up comedian ever. He’s the gold standard, as the old cliche goes. He had it all in terms of thinking, writing and performing.
It runs almost 50 minutes. I haven't watched it yet, but I thought it good to get it listed in this topic.
Moose
Added by edit: Forgot to embed video, but I can't figure out how anyway (I have done such in the past). If interested, just go to the above link to see it.
There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.
― Terry Pratchett
Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android
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