What do you mean we're funny? Funny how? What's funny about us? You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but we're funny how, you mean funny like we're clowns, we amuse you? We make you laugh, are we here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How are we funny? You said we're funny. How the fuck are we funny, what the fuck is so funny about us? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. RBP, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Frako. You may fold under questioning.
That depends who you ask. A bunch of idiots seem to enjoy Larry the Cable Guy, I find him to be a terrible comic who worked very, very hard at amusing the "not so smart folk". Catch phrase "Get-r-Done".
You can judge for yourself though:
Here's one of my favorite comics destroying The Cable Guy at his roast:
It's toward the end after having his way with everyone on the dais.
Larry is kind of a celeb around here. His in-laws live in the area. His wife is from Sarona, WI. I have a passing acquaintance with his father-in-law and have played golf with him a few times. Never met Larry the Cable guy though.
He's a celeb in Central Florida too, where he started as Dan Whitney. I don't critize his work ethic, in fact I wish I had that drive he had. I'm guessing he knew it was hacky comedy so he had to work for it - and it has gotten him a lot. Although he "borrowed" the Get-r-Done catch-phrase from a morning DJ in Tampa.
But his humor to me is racist, homophobic, bigoted garbage done un-ironically. It's not very impressive either, mostly "borrowed" from internet jokes. I'm not really a fan of him on a personal level either. I've heard he's kind of a cunt.
Ron White is the only comedian from the Blue Collar Comedy tour that I find funny.
Ron is awesome. Great guy, great comic, totally original and edgy. One of the best touring club comics right now IMO. A live Ron White show, if he doesn't get too sloppy drunk (go to his early shows), are fucking hilarious.
How many cameras were you hiding under that t-shirt?
There were at least 3 under there. Good catch; it's cameras under there NOT fat.
I watched the whole thing, you got high and silent pretty quick. You started out pretty good though. You were better than the hosts of the show.
First part was about me, but after that I had to let them do their thing or I'd honestly take over the show...which I've done before at other radio shows. They don't like that. So I just chimed in every now and then.
Fashiontip: You're too fat to wear shorts like that.
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