Summations Only

January 23rd, Mitt said: "I pay all the taxes that are legally required and not a dollar more. I don’t think you want someone as the candidate for president who pays more taxes than he owes."And in August, he said "I did go back and look at my taxes, and over the past 10 years, I never paid less than 13 percent."This is interesting, because thanks to our wonderful tax code, all he owed for the 2011 tax year was 12.2% of his income. What did he do? He gave the IRS an extra quarter of a million dollars he didn't need so much, so as to be consistent with one of the things he said rather than the other. So, according to Romney, he's not the sort of person you want as candidate for President. Well, Mitt, you nailed that one. Though I'm still not sure that you understand the reason. It's actually because you're a giant douche.Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.

Herman Cain has explained that if he was the candidate, he'd have a "substantial lead" over Obama. The reason? "The reason is quite simple: I have some depth to my ideas."This from the man who solemnly quoted the lyrics to the theme song of the Pokemon movie as the work of "a poet" and was worried that China is "trying to develop nuclear capability", something which they've had since 1964. Yeah, Herman, you're a man of real intellectual substance.

And he's been completely ineffectual in advancing his agenda and has turned America into a Communist country.

Yeah, let's list them.(1) Romneycare.
(2) Er ...
(3) ... that's it?

Well, if the fireman with the firehose still hasn't put the fire out, obviously the guy to turn to is the arsonist with his can of gasoline. That's just common sense.

Every time you wonder whether conservatives can get more stupid and disgusting than they are already ... they lower the bar.