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Topic: Civilized man was killed by a bullet from a pistol in the age of dinosaurs
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Dr Adequate
Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: 07-20-2006
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Message 5 of 89 (674788)
10-03-2012 1:15 AM
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Oh, it's funny-shaped-rocks guy. Y'know, there's really nothing for me to do here. Mocking him would be superfluous.
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Dr Adequate
Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: 07-20-2006
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This summer, I once visited a quarry for 1.5 hours, and brought a truck large and small stones that would make the hill for the flowers.
Among the stones I found horseshoe horse, head of a man, a fossil rodent, mammoth tusk and sharpener. And yet curiously enough no-one else looking at that same quarry finds any such things, including all the quarrymen. Am I right?
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Dr Adequate
Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: 07-20-2006
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Message 36 of 89 (674975)
10-04-2012 5:07 PM
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OMG this is hilarious. According to our new friend Valentine, this is ... go on, guess ...
Oh, you couldn't guess. Well, according to him it's "the severed head of a dragon turned into granite". Guess what this is ...
No? You poor fools, you probably guessed that it's a rock. How wrong you are. It's a splinter broken off from the tusk of a mammoth. Anyone can see that. And this?
Well, it's "of the genus of rodents". Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given. Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.
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Dr Adequate
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Dear Professor! I think that you have poor eyesight. Yes. Yes, that's definitely the problem. Like seven billion other people, my eyesight is so poor that I can't look at a shapeless lump of rock and identify it as being "the severed head of a dragon turned into granite". In fact, I am so incredibly myopic that I can't even see how organic remains could be turned into an igneous rock. How fortunate it is that you're around to set us straight. Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.
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Dr Adequate
Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: 07-20-2006
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Message 39 of 89 (674990)
10-04-2012 7:47 PM
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Another awesome discovery. As you can see from the inset notes, this is the head of a woman. Valentine does not explain how he determined the gender. However, I think we may safely conclude that if she was female, she was also very ugly.
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Dr Adequate
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Dear Professor! I would look at you in 100 million years! By which time, it seems, I will be indistinguishable from a featureless lump of rock ... and yet somehow my gender will still be plainly visible.
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Dr Adequate
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Message 44 of 89 (674996)
10-04-2012 9:25 PM
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Reply to: Message 42 by Shield
10-04-2012 9:15 PM
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Re: It is obvious..
Also, fraudulent ONEness of religious academia has retarded my opposite rationale brain to a half brain slave. Apparently.
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Dr Adequate
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Message 48 of 89 (675009)
10-05-2012 1:59 AM
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Reply to: Message 22 by onifre
10-03-2012 11:42 PM
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He said civilized not British. A distinction without a difference.
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Dr Adequate
Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: 07-20-2006
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Look, valentin. Let me explain something to you.
This is the fossilized skull of a dinosaur.
And this is what scientists technically refer to as "a rock".
Do you see the difference?
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Dr Adequate
Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: 07-20-2006
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Re: Evolution and Human Origins, civilization, fossils, paleontology, Homo sapiens.
But can you really not see the difference between an actual fossilized dinosaur skull and your rock? Here's a clue: one of them looks like a fossilized dinosaur skull, and the other looks like a rock. This is because one of them is a fossilized dinosaur skull, and the other is a rock.
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