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Topic: Humour VII
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 6.9
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Message 706 of 1042 (690649)
02-14-2013 8:45 PM
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Reply to: Message 698 by bluegenes
02-14-2013 5:05 PM
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Re: I'm so hungry, I could eat a..........
Coyote in pain writes: That deserves a 30 day suspension! You heard the man, bluegenes--quibble no more. Pony up.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Dr Adequate
Member (Idle past 314 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: 07-20-2006
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Message 707 of 1042 (690663)
02-15-2013 3:23 AM
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Reply to: Message 694 by bluegenes
02-14-2013 4:09 PM
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Re: I'm so hungry, I could eat a..........
Indeed, why not? Other recommended mane courses include Aintree and Churchill Downs. That is, for those who enjoy stakes. I wouldn't eat a racehorse --- I don't like fast food.
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bluegenes
Member (Idle past 2507 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: 01-24-2007
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Re: I'm so hungry, I could eat a..........
Omniverous writes: Coyote writes: That deserves a 30 day suspension! You heard the man, bluegenes--quibble no more. Are you suggesting I stop being an ass?*
Sunny-side?
*I'm as stubborn as a........
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caffeine
Member (Idle past 1054 days) Posts: 1800 From: Prague, Czech Republic Joined: 10-22-2008
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Message 709 of 1042 (690666)
02-15-2013 5:53 AM
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Reply to: Message 701 by onifre
02-14-2013 5:32 PM
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Re: MMA fighter eats horse meat ONLY
It's not really humour, but I was entertained to see that, in the wake of the horsemeat scandal, sales of horsemeat have skyrocketed. One supplier claims its sales of horsemeat have increased tenfold in the last month. Link. All publicity is good publicity, I suppose.
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New Cat's Eye
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Message 710 of 1042 (690683)
02-15-2013 10:37 AM
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Reply to: Message 701 by onifre
02-14-2013 5:32 PM
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Re: MMA fighter eats horse meat ONLY
I'd totally eat horse meat. I'd prolly try eating almost anything, though. The last weird one I tried was aligator, it was like a cross between white fish and lobster, it was delicious.
To the rest of you guys; Stupidly, I didn't realize that you were joking about the horse thing on purpose 
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ringo
Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 711 of 1042 (690706)
02-15-2013 12:11 PM
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Valentine's Day in Saskatchewan
I gazed lovingly into her eyes... because it was the only part of her I could see. She was wearing fuzzy slippers, ski pants, four sweaters and her sexiest tuque - the one with the Montreal Canadiens logo. It was like peeling an onion. By the time it was all off, it was time to put it back on again. That's why they call Saskatchewan "next year country".
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Dr Adequate
Member (Idle past 314 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: 07-20-2006
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Re: MMA fighter eats horse meat ONLY
I'd totally eat horse meat. I tried eating a horse once, but I didn't like the texture --- I got a bit stuck between my teeth.
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Member (Idle past 1533 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: 02-19-2004
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Message 713 of 1042 (690710)
02-15-2013 12:39 PM
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crazy Germans.
LOL!!
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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Coyote
Member (Idle past 2136 days) Posts: 6117 Joined: 01-12-2008
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Re: MMA fighter eats horse meat ONLY
You need to make a stew then. The secret is to stirrup really well.
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 6.9
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Re: MMA fighter eats horse meat ONLY
Dr Adequate writes: I tried eating a horse once, but I didn't like the texture --- I got a bit stuck between my teeth. If you got the bit in your teeth, you had nothing to bridle about.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 6.9
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Message 716 of 1042 (690724)
02-15-2013 1:48 PM
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Reply to: Message 708 by bluegenes
02-15-2013 4:30 AM
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Re: I'm so hungry, I could eat a..........
bluegenes writes: Are you suggesting I stop being an ass? No, I remember the friskiness of youth--I'd never tell you to stop horsin' around.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 6.9
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Message 717 of 1042 (690727)
02-15-2013 1:56 PM
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Reply to: Message 711 by ringo
02-15-2013 12:11 PM
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Re: Valentine's Day in Saskatchewan
OK, I'll way date myself...
ringo writes: It was like peeling an onion. By the time it was all off, it was time to put it back on again. That reminds me of an old Chad Mitchell Trio song: after she removes her glasses, wig, and cosmetics--and while she's working on her "foundation garments"--the suitor of cooling ardor says, "When you get to the part I want, just toss it over here."
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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bluegenes
Member (Idle past 2507 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: 01-24-2007
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Re: I'm so hungry, I could eat a..........
Omnivorous writes: No, I remember the friskiness of youth--I'd never tell you to stop horsin' around. Ah! I thought you wanted to rein the whole thing in.
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Percy
Member Posts: 22504 From: New Hampshire Joined: 12-23-2000 Member Rating: 4.9
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Re: Valentine's Day in Saskatchewan
The Chad Mitchell Trio? Someone besides me remembers the Chad Mitchell Trio? My favorite song is Barry's Boys (click to play), my second favorite is The Hip Song, couldn't find an online copy. I don't think I've heard the song you're referring to. Are you sure it's by them? Wouldn't mind a link to it. --Percy
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Dogmafood
Member (Idle past 378 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: 08-04-2010
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Message 720 of 1042 (690731)
02-15-2013 2:27 PM
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Reply to: Message 718 by bluegenes
02-15-2013 2:15 PM
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Re: I'm so hungry, I could eat a..........
Horse meat? It has to better than the Lipizzan assholes that they put in the hot dogs.
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