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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Coyote in pain writes: That deserves a 30 day suspension! You heard the man, bluegenes--quibble no more. Pony up."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 314 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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Indeed, why not? Other recommended mane courses include Aintree and Churchill Downs. That is, for those who enjoy stakes. I wouldn't eat a racehorse --- I don't like fast food.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2507 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
Omniverous writes: Coyote writes: That deserves a 30 day suspension! You heard the man, bluegenes--quibble no more. Are you suggesting I stop being an ass?*
Omni writes: Pony up. Sunny-side?
*I'm as stubborn as a........
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caffeine Member (Idle past 1054 days) Posts: 1800 From: Prague, Czech Republic Joined: |
It's not really humour, but I was entertained to see that, in the wake of the horsemeat scandal, sales of horsemeat have skyrocketed. One supplier claims its sales of horsemeat have increased tenfold in the last month. Link.
All publicity is good publicity, I suppose.
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I'd totally eat horse meat. I'd prolly try eating almost anything, though. The last weird one I tried was aligator, it was like a cross between white fish and lobster, it was delicious.
To the rest of you guys; Stupidly, I didn't realize that you were joking about the horse thing on purpose
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
I gazed lovingly into her eyes... because it was the only part of her I could see. She was wearing fuzzy slippers, ski pants, four sweaters and her sexiest tuque - the one with the Montreal Canadiens logo.
It was like peeling an onion. By the time it was all off, it was time to put it back on again. That's why they call Saskatchewan "next year country".
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 314 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
I'd totally eat horse meat. I tried eating a horse once, but I didn't like the texture --- I got a bit stuck between my teeth.
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1533 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs |
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Coyote Member (Idle past 2136 days) Posts: 6117 Joined: |
You need to make a stew then.
The secret is to stirrup really well.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Dr Adequate writes: I tried eating a horse once, but I didn't like the texture --- I got a bit stuck between my teeth. If you got the bit in your teeth, you had nothing to bridle about."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
bluegenes writes: Are you suggesting I stop being an ass? No, I remember the friskiness of youth--I'd never tell you to stop horsin' around."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9
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OK, I'll way date myself...
ringo writes: It was like peeling an onion. By the time it was all off, it was time to put it back on again. That reminds me of an old Chad Mitchell Trio song: after she removes her glasses, wig, and cosmetics--and while she's working on her "foundation garments"--the suitor of cooling ardor says, "When you get to the part I want, just toss it over here.""If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2507 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
Omnivorous writes: No, I remember the friskiness of youth--I'd never tell you to stop horsin' around. Ah! I thought you wanted to rein the whole thing in.
Filly mignon
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Percy Member Posts: 22505 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
The Chad Mitchell Trio? Someone besides me remembers the Chad Mitchell Trio? My favorite song is Barry's Boys (click to play), my second favorite is The Hip Song, couldn't find an online copy.
I don't think I've heard the song you're referring to. Are you sure it's by them? Wouldn't mind a link to it. --Percy
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 378 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
Horse meat? It has to better than the Lipizzan assholes that they put in the hot dogs.
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