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I had a feeling we could count on you
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ramoss Member (Idle past 642 days) Posts: 3228 Joined:
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Ever try a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster ??
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2587 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 6.4
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rueh wisely advises:
I would recommend a Makers Mark double with a Makers Mark back and a Makers Mark chaser with a twist of lime. The only thing I might add this excellent plan is to order them all "neat". Meaning no ice, no water, no nothin'. In a rocks glass, yes, but no rocks. Furthermore, since this may be an expensive endeavor, you should note that while your drink awaits the conclusion of your careful tasting of your last sip, cover it with a clean beer circle from the bar. You don't want all that carefully distilled alcohol evaporating into thin air, like so many quarters flapping their wings away from you. Then when you finished savoring your last sip, crack the circle just a tad and snort into your nose the accumulated vapors before taking your next sip.- xongsmith, 5.7d
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Shield Member (Idle past 2892 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
order them all "neat". Meaning no ice, no water, no nothin'. In a rocks glass, yes, but no rocks.
This. I never could understand why people will put icecubes in their spirits. It cools them down, which reduces the taste, it waters down your spirit of choice, which reduces taste. People insisting on really cold beers? Dont get me started..
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Percy Member Posts: 22504 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
rueh writes: ...Makers Mark back... ?
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rueh Member (Idle past 3691 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined: |
like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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rueh Member (Idle past 3691 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined: |
The only thing I might add this excellent plan is to order them all "neat".
That's the only way I drink whiskey. Though I call it straight up Edited by rueh, : No reason given.'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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rueh Member (Idle past 3691 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined: |
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A back is the same thing as a chaser just different terminology.'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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rueh writes:
It's a backup in case the first drink fails.
A back is the same thing as a chaser just different terminology.
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rueh Member (Idle past 3691 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined:
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Not if, when. When the first drink fails.
'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1434 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9
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rueh writes: Not if, when. When the first drink fails. That reminds me of a crime novel every crime novel lover should read, an under-recognized classic by Lawrence Block, "When the Sacred Ginmill Closes." It is, beyond a doubt, an American soused classic, as boozy and dark as they come. The title's from David Van Ronk's "Last Call":
quote: "If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1533 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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"Wellllllllll, I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it, cuz I know just what am gonna do.
I spend all my money callin everybody honey..and I wind up singing the bluessssssss. I spend my whole paycheck on some ol' wreck, brother I could name you a few. Welllll I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it cuz I know just what am gonna doooo. Gotta love Willie!"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1313 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined:
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At a job interview.
"What would you say was your greatest weakness?" "Honesty." "I don't think honesty is a weakness." "I don't give a fuck what you think."
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1313 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined:
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I got talking to a girl at the bar.
"So," she said. "What do you dislike about yourself?" I replied, "I often mislead people." "Really?" she asked. I said, "No."
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