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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined:
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AE writes:
The only person rocking the boat and promoted hate is you. well that is atheists for you, rocking the boat and promoting hate. its always funny when they show their true colors, thanks for the laugh.Your hypocrisy is noted. Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage. Stop carrying it!
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined:
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frako writes:
Can I have their stuff? ...soon they are gonna start burning people that dont believe in greed. CRYSTALS!!
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined:
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CosmicChimp writes:
I think it is a parody of this: ABE: The video is merely a parody. The video is staged."There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
"Let he without sin cast the first stone" kinda undermines the shot-put...
"There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
That kinda reminds me of those "what if the fundamental laws of physics were different in the past?" discussions.
What appears to be a reasonably small change (i.e. the ball goes a lot faster) results in a massively different result (i.e. the odds of a home-run during complete nuclear annihilation are considerably reduced)."There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
What the hell is the 'Foil Test' meant to mean?
Or is that the point: it makes no sense? "There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined:
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I like this comment to the article:
"Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver... " Edited by Panda, : No reason given."There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
From your link:
quote: "There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined:
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Omnivorous writes:
If it is your beer that is short-measured then you are legally obliged to start a fight with the barman. Any Yank who's traveled in the UK can relate to the breakfast and bar measure complaints. I needed a guide book that told me how to say, "Oh fercrissake, just sell me the fucking bottle!" and, "Turn the goddam egg, dammit, turn the goddam egg!" In a polite way. Couldn't find one. If you are feeling benevolent then you do have the option of firing a warning shot across the bows with: "What the fuck do you call that!".But if they don't apologise immediately then you must proceed with the punching. Edited by Panda, : No reason given."There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined:
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AZPaul3 writes:
No, the controversy arose when we found out that our burgers were contaminated with meat. I thought the controversy was contaminating their horse meat by putting beef in it, no? Seriously though - FFS!The ingredients are listed as "Mechanically recovered meat"... How could anyone be surprised to find out that the meat was not exactly 'pure'?!? "There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined:
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onifre writes:
Nah - it's because of too many chips (fries to you). We haven't had a joke here in almost a month. Is everyone ok? Are we sad? Hey if this means everyone is at the gym working out and eating right, and you don't have time for EvC humor, then I'm all for it. Carry on. I get out of breath trying to reach the keyboard. Edited by Panda, : No reason given."There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
onifre writes:
Is that even possible?!
You might just be masterbating a little too much. onifre writes:
Yeah - good thinking. Try stopping that first, then we'll move on to chips.Masturbating and reaching towards the keyboard are arduous tasks. Best to avoid anything that could be considered exercise and focus on the flabdom fries. *nods* Thanks for the helpful tips. "There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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