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Panda
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Message 251 of 1042 (661643)
05-08-2012 10:07 PM
Reply to: Message 249 by Artemis Entreri
05-08-2012 8:02 PM


Re: Student dressed as Jesus earns atheist scholarship
AE writes:
well that is atheists for you, rocking the boat and promoting hate.
its always funny when they show their true colors, thanks for the laugh.
The only person rocking the boat and promoted hate is you.
Your hypocrisy is noted.

Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage. Stop carrying it!

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Message 297 of 1042 (665492)
06-14-2012 6:15 AM
Reply to: Message 296 by frako
06-14-2012 3:07 AM


Re: Morons in Raleigh
frako writes:
...soon they are gonna start burning people that dont believe in greed.
Can I have their stuff?

CRYSTALS!!

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Message 352 of 1042 (669395)
07-29-2012 6:38 PM
Reply to: Message 351 by CosmicChimp
07-29-2012 5:29 PM


CosmicChimp writes:
ABE: The video is merely a parody. The video is staged.
I think it is a parody of this:

"There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane

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Message 362 of 1042 (669890)
08-05-2012 9:48 AM
Reply to: Message 361 by Coragyps
08-05-2012 9:37 AM


Re: The reason for the season
"Let he without sin cast the first stone" kinda undermines the shot-put...

"There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane

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Message 488 of 1042 (676175)
10-20-2012 9:02 AM
Reply to: Message 484 by Tangle
10-19-2012 6:02 PM


That kinda reminds me of those "what if the fundamental laws of physics were different in the past?" discussions.
What appears to be a reasonably small change (i.e. the ball goes a lot faster) results in a massively different result (i.e. the odds of a home-run during complete nuclear annihilation are considerably reduced).

"There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane

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Message 524 of 1042 (677976)
11-03-2012 4:43 PM
Reply to: Message 523 by Shield
11-03-2012 3:07 PM


Re: How God rolls
What the hell is the 'Foil Test' meant to mean?
Or is that the point: it makes no sense?

"There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane

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Message 573 of 1042 (683036)
12-06-2012 7:00 PM
Reply to: Message 572 by Theodoric
12-06-2012 5:54 PM


Re: Im a vegetarian but i LOLd at this
I like this comment to the article:
"Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver... "
Edited by Panda, : No reason given.

"There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane

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Message 650 of 1042 (689638)
02-01-2013 11:22 PM
Reply to: Message 649 by Dr Adequate
02-01-2013 10:34 PM


Re: Satire Is Futile
From your link:
quote:
Tallcorn

There should be a point where you step back and take a look at where life has taken you and say, "I am defending Nazis against a black man."
And then you begin to weep. Ideally.

"There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane

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Message 665 of 1042 (689969)
02-06-2013 8:47 PM
Reply to: Message 662 by Omnivorous
02-06-2013 5:53 PM


Re: Why America is Better
Omnivorous writes:
Any Yank who's traveled in the UK can relate to the breakfast and bar measure complaints.
I needed a guide book that told me how to say, "Oh fercrissake, just sell me the fucking bottle!" and, "Turn the goddam egg, dammit, turn the goddam egg!"
In a polite way. Couldn't find one.
If it is your beer that is short-measured then you are legally obliged to start a fight with the barman.
If you are feeling benevolent then you do have the option of firing a warning shot across the bows with: "What the fuck do you call that!".
But if they don't apologise immediately then you must proceed with the punching.
Edited by Panda, : No reason given.

"There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane

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Message 704 of 1042 (690641)
02-14-2013 6:55 PM
Reply to: Message 697 by AZPaul3
02-14-2013 4:51 PM


Re: I'm so hungry, I could eat a..........
AZPaul3 writes:
I thought the controversy was contaminating their horse meat by putting beef in it, no?
No, the controversy arose when we found out that our burgers were contaminated with meat.
Seriously though - FFS!
The ingredients are listed as "Mechanically recovered meat"...
How could anyone be surprised to find out that the meat was not exactly 'pure'?!?

"There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane

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Message 810 of 1042 (701097)
06-11-2013 3:10 PM
Reply to: Message 808 by onifre
06-11-2013 2:45 PM


Re: what's wrong?
onifre writes:
We haven't had a joke here in almost a month. Is everyone ok? Are we sad?
Hey if this means everyone is at the gym working out and eating right, and you don't have time for EvC humor, then I'm all for it. Carry on.
Nah - it's because of too many chips (fries to you).
I get out of breath trying to reach the keyboard.
Edited by Panda, : No reason given.

"There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane

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Panda
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Message 816 of 1042 (701154)
06-12-2013 10:50 AM
Reply to: Message 814 by onifre
06-12-2013 9:45 AM


Re: what's wrong?
onifre writes:
You might just be masterbating a little too much.
Is that even possible?!
onifre writes:
Try stopping that first, then we'll move on to chips.
Yeah - good thinking.
Masturbating and reaching towards the keyboard are arduous tasks.
Best to avoid anything that could be considered exercise and focus on the flabdom fries.
*nods*
Thanks for the helpful tips.

"There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane

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