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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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by Doug Stanhope - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Great dating service, guys!
- Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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Spokesman for Heart Attack Grill dies of a heart attack - America!
I can't make this shit up! I'm only enjoying the ironic aspect of this and not the fact that someone actually died. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
If you weight 350 lbs. or more, you eat there free. This should be the rule everywhere!
And they have a 10,000 calorie burger. Is this a great country or what?
I think the fact that we have a 10,000 calorie burger speaks to our abilities as a nation to be the best at building burgers. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Wait, don't you guys have horse meat in your beef over there? Alistair Overeem of the UFC says he only eats horse meat. Joe Rogan recently tried it and tweeted that it was delicious. Plus the picture he posted looked like a regular piece of steak. Anything for a better looking body, I always say. - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
"Mebbe not," the farmer admitted, "but I ain't the one that's lost." Maybe he is. How would he know? - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
We haven't had a joke here in almost a month. Is everyone ok? Are we sad?
Hey if this means everyone is at the gym working out and eating right, and you don't have time for EvC humor, then I'm all for it. Carry on. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Fuck that........ bacon and beer for me! I have half a mind to go over there and slap that shit out of your hands and replace it with kale and a nutra-bullet smoothy. But I really don't want to go to Texas. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
(fries to you). Freedom fries to you...
I get out of breath trying to reach the keyboard. You might just be masterbating a little too much. Try stopping that first, then we'll move on to chips. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Best to avoid anything that could be considered exercise and focus on the flabdom fries. Make them out of sweet potato and bake them for Jebus' sake! For every one fry you have do one sit up/push-up/burpee and it'll be fine. - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Bringing kale across Texas state lines is a hangable offense. Fatties! - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
He looks familiar.
Most Americans go to the supermarket armed, don't they? Most Americans buy their gun in supermarkets! I speak of course of Wallmart - the one stop shopping for food, clothing and guns. It's like a zombie apocalypse refuge. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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Oh, Republicans, You're Not Quite So Funny As You Used To Be It's a little funny. I know people were trying to pass it off as fact, which sucks. But it is a little funny. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Oh, Republicans, You're Not Quite So Funny As You Used To Be It's a little funny. I know people were trying to pass it off as fact, which sucks. But it is a little funny IMO. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
From the Office From the British Office, not the REAL Office. - Oni
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