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Topic: Humour VII
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Message 657 of 1042 (689754)
02-04-2013 12:11 PM
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Why America is Better
by Doug Stanhope - Oni
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Message 673 of 1042 (690057)
02-08-2013 10:08 AM
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WestboroMingle.com
Great dating service, guys! - Oni
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Message 683 of 1042 (690457)
02-13-2013 10:21 AM
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Burgers don't kill people. People kill people by feeding them burgers.
Spokesman for Heart Attack Grill dies of a heart attack - America! I can't make this shit up! I'm only enjoying the ironic aspect of this and not the fact that someone actually died. - Oni
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Re: Burgers don't kill people. People kill people by feeding them burgers.
If you weight 350 lbs. or more, you eat there free. This should be the rule everywhere!
And they have a 10,000 calorie burger. Is this a great country or what?
I think the fact that we have a 10,000 calorie burger speaks to our abilities as a nation to be the best at building burgers. - Oni
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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MMA fighter eats horse meat ONLY
Wait, don't you guys have horse meat in your beef over there? Alistair Overeem of the UFC says he only eats horse meat. Joe Rogan recently tried it and tweeted that it was delicious. Plus the picture he posted looked like a regular piece of steak. Anything for a better looking body, I always say. - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Message 786 of 1042 (697543)
04-27-2013 9:52 AM
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Reply to: Message 785 by ringo
04-26-2013 1:31 PM
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"Mebbe not," the farmer admitted, "but I ain't the one that's lost." Maybe he is. How would he know? - Oni
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Message 808 of 1042 (701095)
06-11-2013 2:45 PM
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what's wrong?
We haven't had a joke here in almost a month. Is everyone ok? Are we sad? Hey if this means everyone is at the gym working out and eating right, and you don't have time for EvC humor, then I'm all for it. Carry on. - Oni
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Message 813 of 1042 (701148)
06-12-2013 9:42 AM
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Reply to: Message 809 by Coragyps
06-11-2013 3:09 PM
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Re: what's wrong?
Fuck that........
bacon and beer for me! I have half a mind to go over there and slap that shit out of your hands and replace it with kale and a nutra-bullet smoothy. But I really don't want to go to Texas. - Oni
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Message 814 of 1042 (701149)
06-12-2013 9:45 AM
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Reply to: Message 810 by Panda
06-11-2013 3:10 PM
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Re: what's wrong?
(fries to you). Freedom fries to you...
I get out of breath trying to reach the keyboard. You might just be masterbating a little too much. Try stopping that first, then we'll move on to chips. - Oni
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Message 822 of 1042 (701245)
06-14-2013 12:32 PM
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Reply to: Message 816 by Panda
06-12-2013 10:50 AM
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Re: what's wrong?
Best to avoid anything that could be considered exercise and focus on the flabdom fries. Make them out of sweet potato and bake them for Jebus' sake! For every one fry you have do one sit up/push-up/burpee and it'll be fine. - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Message 824 of 1042 (701247)
06-14-2013 12:33 PM
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Reply to: Message 815 by rueh
06-12-2013 10:46 AM
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Re: what's wrong?
Bringing kale across Texas state lines is a hangable offense. Fatties! - Oni
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Message 850 of 1042 (703929)
07-31-2013 12:35 AM
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Reply to: Message 847 by ringo
07-24-2013 12:44 PM
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Re: Alien abductions
He looks familiar. 
Most Americans go to the supermarket armed, don't they? Most Americans buy their gun in supermarkets! I speak of course of Wallmart - the one stop shopping for food, clothing and guns. It's like a zombie apocalypse refuge. - Oni
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Re: Oh, Republicans, You're Not Quite So Funny As You Used To Be
Oh, Republicans, You're Not Quite So Funny As You Used To Be It's a little funny. I know people were trying to pass it off as fact, which sucks. But it is a little funny. - Oni
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Re: Oh, Republicans, You're Not Quite So Funny As You Used To Be
Oh, Republicans, You're Not Quite So Funny As You Used To Be It's a little funny. I know people were trying to pass it off as fact, which sucks. But it is a little funny IMO. - Oni
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onifre
Member (Idle past 2973 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: 02-20-2008
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Message 898 of 1042 (707480)
09-27-2013 1:46 PM
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Reply to: Message 897 by 1.61803
09-24-2013 12:15 PM
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Re: From the Office
From the Office From the British Office, not the REAL Office. - Oni
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