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Pressie
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Message 961 of 1042 (709279)
10-24-2013 4:14 AM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


Re: Caption Competition
"Aaron, meet Jesus. He will explain to you why He decided to come back to earth before most of The Chosen People moved to their Promised Land. Also why they rather set up camp in the US."

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Stile
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From: Ontario, Canada
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Message 962 of 1042 (709296)
10-24-2013 10:27 AM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


Re: Caption Competition
Business Man: See all those lights? I built that.
Jesus: Have you heard of the sun?

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1.61803
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Posts: 2928
From: Lone Star State USA
Joined: 02-19-2004


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Message 963 of 1042 (709301)
10-24-2013 11:02 AM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


Re: Caption Competition
"Please to meet Choo, hope you can guess my name.."

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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onifre
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Posts: 4854
From: Dark Side of the Moon
Joined: 02-20-2008


Message 964 of 1042 (709399)
10-25-2013 4:48 PM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


Re: Caption Competition
"Who's the brown guy, Jesus?"
- Oni
Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
Edited by onifre, : No reason given.

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Omnivorous
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Message 965 of 1042 (709408)
10-25-2013 8:12 PM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


Re: Caption Competition
"As you requested, Mr. Christ, Ted Cruz here will be your body double for that scene on the hill."
Edited by Omnivorous, : He also pimped your Harley.

"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."

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xongsmith
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Message 966 of 1042 (709458)
10-26-2013 4:11 PM


new caption contest
Voice over: "Good Morning! Here are your assignments today..."
Thought bubble "Oh no...do I have to play the Fox again?"

- xongsmith, 5.7d

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Dr Adequate
Member (Idle past 284 days)
Posts: 16113
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Message 967 of 1042 (709467)
10-26-2013 7:47 PM
Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM


Re: new caption contest
"I thought it was meant to be fancy dress, so I came as a fox. Yes, it is very convincing, isn't it?"

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frako
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Posts: 2932
From: slovenija
Joined: 09-04-2010


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Message 968 of 1042 (709468)
10-26-2013 8:04 PM
Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM


Re: new caption contest
Guys there are reports of a spy among us be alert.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

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AZPaul3
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From: Phoenix
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Member Rating: 5.3


Message 969 of 1042 (709473)
10-26-2013 10:18 PM
Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM


Re: new caption contest
"George? I smell a fo ..."
"Quite, Sid, watch the show."
"But George, I really smell a fo ..."
"Think she'll turn around and lift her tail?"
"What? Oww, that'd be neat!"

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Granny Magda
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Message 970 of 1042 (709480)
10-27-2013 7:01 AM
Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM


Re: new caption contest
"No, I haven't heard of Stockholm Syndrome, why do you ask?"
Mutate and Survive

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Omnivorous
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From: Adirondackia
Joined: 07-21-2005
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Message 971 of 1042 (709482)
10-27-2013 9:14 AM
Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM


Re: new caption contest
"Canids of the World, Unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!"
Edited by Omnivorous, : Woof!

"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."

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ringo
Member (Idle past 412 days)
Posts: 20940
From: frozen wasteland
Joined: 03-23-2005


Message 972 of 1042 (709498)
10-27-2013 2:57 PM
Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM


Re: new caption contest
"Redheads have more fun? Come on, notice me!"

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frako
Member (Idle past 306 days)
Posts: 2932
From: slovenija
Joined: 09-04-2010


Message 973 of 1042 (709619)
10-28-2013 6:43 PM


The results of the crockoduck awards are in

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

CosmicChimp
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Posts: 311
From: Muenchen Bayern Deutschland
Joined: 06-15-2007


Message 974 of 1042 (709642)
10-28-2013 9:39 PM
Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM


Re: new caption contest
quote:
"She's a brick house!"
or along that line:
quote:
That's one hot bitch!
Or maybe,
quote:
"...Whatever do they see in that fire hydrant? I'll never know."

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frako
Member (Idle past 306 days)
Posts: 2932
From: slovenija
Joined: 09-04-2010


Message 975 of 1042 (709658)
10-29-2013 9:35 AM


Ok my american friends i just have to ask who the hell looked at the chancellor of Germany and said id tap that.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

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