The weather outside is frightful

Mr jar,I live in Canada and would like to purchase some of your weather.I can offer a twonie for every 500 W/m² of sunlight that you export to my backyard.If it pleases you, do not export to the surrounding yards, I like how the snow looks on their trees.

Pish posh.
You and your "numbers."A small price to pay in exchange of foregoing the cost of gas for trucking all that sunlight up here.

Oh, how horrendous!I spelt it incorrectly. I must seek the nearest correctional facility immediately!Apparently the accepted string of alpha characters is "toonie." Loonie on left ($1).
Toonie on right ($2).
(Don't worry about the reverse, it's just some old hag).Once the snow kicks in here, they double as ice-cubes.Our smallest plastic bill is $5.You don't still use paper, do you? I hear that stuff is an uncivilized germ's paradise.