Excuse me but a kid after school in a bar cavorting with a chinese neanderthal with hot tits is a bit too fast for one so young. And no homework? On a school night? Where is child protective services in all this? What kind of society are the canucks running up there? And now they want to operate the north pole? Preposterous!
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Right through our skeet range. Guns aim higher, deer on fire, Oh, ain’t it a shame? The chunk of sled that crushed his head Was the largest thing they found. There was really nothing left When that Santie Claus hit the ground.