Humour VII

The bat who's a cat,
Came to visit one day,
And read all the posts -
Read them all that fine day.And after some time,
Spent scratching his head,
The bat who's a cat,
Felt things had to be said.So he took to his keyboard,
To spread the true word -
That Hawking was wrong -
Was away with the birds !That Higgs and Bob Wilson,
Were nothing but goofs -
He knew this for certain,
He needed no proof.He posted all over -
Over here, over there,
Not often on topic,
But he didn't care.He'd use the third person,
When the first should be used -
We'd wonder what caused this,
Could it be too much booze ?The sentences rambled,
Their meaning unclear-
The grammar confusing,
The syntax - just queer !We'd try to engage him,
To explain how things are,
But nothing would sway him,
Oh good grief, not by far !In the end though, it's best
Just to type out a "lol"
'Cos the bat who's a cat,
Is also a troll.

I eat calves' brains when they serve them in restaurants in France.It's always a mooving experience.

"Ok, so it's agreed - we'll stick with 'Christ', but we'll drop the "Jesus" - it sells well in the ethnic demographic, but we're looking for broader appeal here."

We have a brilliant comedy game show on the radio over here in the UK, called I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.One of the games is Uxbridge English Dictionary, where the panelists provide new definitions for old words.I was very happy to find a website with a lot of them listed:http://www.alspcs.com/main.htmlEnjoy :-)