Does catastrophic flood drainage flow go magically uphill?
Well clearly, the fast moving water become ionized, thereby making it susceptible to a magnetic field. During the flood, the magnetic field of the Earth increased by MASSIVE orders of magnitude, thereby creating a 'pull' on the ionized water, making it 'magically' flow up hill! See? It's simple!
And at the same time, the Earth was in danger of attack from Lord Xenu and his fleet of spaceships. Fortunately, the greatly increased power of the Earth's magnetic field ended up negating Lord Xenu's deflector shields, thereby causing his ships to burn up in our atmosphere.
It's all SO obvious if you look at the evidence....
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