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RAZD Member (Idle past 1432 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1371 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined:
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ringo Member (Idle past 439 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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A fighter pilot was zooming through the stratossphere when he spotted a transport plane plodding along far below. He slammed on the brakes and went down to plunk along slowly beside it.
"Your job must be really boring," he said over the radio. "No, actually it's the best job in the world", the transport pilot replied. "Oh yeah? Watch this." The fighter pilot slammed his throttle wide open and threw his fighter into a vertical climb; then he proceeded to do a series of barrel rolls, snap rolls and loops. Finally he pulled into place beside the transport again and said, "Beat that." "Okay." The transport flew straight and level for fifteen minutes. Then the pilot came back on the radio and said, "Beat that." The fighter pilot was baffled. "But you didn't do anything." "On the contrary," the transport pilot said. "I went to the bathroom; then I made a sandwich and a cup of coffee and checked my email. Beat that."
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For Faith:
Religious belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge. Belief gets in the way of learning--Robert A. Heinlein How can I possibly put a new idea into your heads, if I do not first remove your delusions?--Robert A. Heinlein It's not what we don't know that hurts, it's what we know that ain't so--Will Rogers If I am entitled to something, someone else is obliged to pay--Jerry Pournelle If a religion's teachings are true, then it should have nothing to fear from science...--dwise1
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1432 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Its enough to give one pause.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8554 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
OK, I admit it. This one passed through one ear and out the other without contacting anything in between.
I see a modern-day urban sasquatch on a subway platform carrying a purse and a book bag. Somewhere in there I missed the Constitutional implications. Eh ... wha?
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PaulK Member Posts: 17827 Joined: Member Rating: 2.3 |
The Right to Arm Bears? (I think it's a good idea!)
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8554 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
The right to arm bears.
OooK. Riiight. Uh ... well, maybe I should consider that this one just is not going to connect until about 3 AM, maybe. Thanks for trying Paul. Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.
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Modulous Member Posts: 7801 From: Manchester, UK Joined: |
That commuter has the arms of a bear. They have 'bear arms'.
So it is the right to 'bear arms' that is being expressed here. Keeping and arming bears would look like
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frako Member (Idle past 333 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Just as long as that bear isn't texting everything is cool
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2587 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 6.4 |
If I recall correctly, Barack Obama was quick to publicly insist that his wife had a right to bare arms at the 1st round of inaugural balls.
Then I see the hilarious video of Fallon and Springstreet baring arms... Edited by xongsmith, : On third thought...- xongsmith, 5.7d
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