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Topic: Humour VIII
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Message 38 of 1446 (716491)
01-17-2014 5:15 PM
Einstein was genius
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Message 74 of 1446 (719520)
02-14-2014 5:08 PM
Did you know...
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Did you know that science has proven that it is physically impossible for an adult to purposefully urinate in their pants?
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Message 213 of 1446 (733448)
07-17-2014 10:57 AM
Reply to: Message 212 by ramoss
Re: New from Weird Al
I think Word Crimes is more apt for an online discussion board:
VIDEO
http://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc
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Message 215 of 1446 (733454)
07-17-2014 11:48 AM
Reply to: Message 214 by ramoss
Re: New from Weird Al
I C wut U did there
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Message 220 of 1446 (734456)
07-29-2014 2:43 PM
Reply to: Message 219 by 1.61803
A bear walks into a bar and says,
" I'll have a..............................................large beer."
Bartender asks, "why the big paws."
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Message 250 of 1446 (738004)
10-03-2014 2:35 PM
Reply to: Message 247 by ringo
Or, as I sometimes tell people who don't like their jobs, "If work was fun they wouldn't have to pay you. They'd have people waiting in line to pay to do it."
I like having a job slightly more than I like being homeless.
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Message 251 of 1446 (738005)
10-03-2014 2:40 PM
Reply to: Message 249 by Diomedes
Re: Sometimes, evolution ends badly..... This message is a reply to: Message 249 by Diomedes , posted 10-03-2014 2:19 PM Diomedes has replied
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Message 257 of 1446 (739835)
10-28-2014 9:44 AM
Reply to: Message 252 by Diomedes
Re: Sometimes, evolution ends badly.....
Fat jokes are played out. Here's an update:
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Message 287 of 1446 (750524)
02-17-2015 10:11 AM
Uh, no, no you didn't
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Message 311 of 1446 (755197)
04-06-2015 10:22 AM
Reply to: Message 310 by Shield
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Message 320 of 1446 (756619)
04-23-2015 7:51 PM
Reply to: Message 319 by NoNukes
Re: Checkmate, Christians
Whoever wrote that funny missed the boat in a couple places. First the Bible does not claim that man was made before the animals. Second there is a severe disconnect in item 4 that makes my head hurt just trying to think about it. Suffice it to say that it contains a mentally disturbing non sequitur that no sane person would miss. And who are "Marry and them" and who claims that there are no human remains from approximately 2000 years ago? There are millions of years (something like 2.5 or so million) worth of evidence of homo sapiens and his hominid ancestors.
The joke is how retarded that particular atheist is.
That's why it's titled "Checkmate, Christians"... there lies the humor.
It was a horrible execution of one of those. Get it?
Edited by Cat Sci, : clarifying rephrasing
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Cat?
Ya, I think so, by iris and fur: Cat Sci's current avatar.
Yeah. Get it? Cat Sci.
Cat's eye .
heh
(BTW, I shortened my name)
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Message 444 of 1446 (777067)
01-25-2016 8:13 PM
Lamark Uses Minecraft Against Darwin
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Message 510 of 1446 (784708)
05-21-2016 6:27 PM
Seen it here Replies to this message: Message 515 by RAZD , posted 06-24-2016 4:06 PM New Cat's Eye has not replied
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