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RAZD
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Message 31 of 1133 (716402)
01-15-2014 7:25 PM
Reply to: Message 30 by xongsmith
01-15-2014 7:10 PM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
I thought the Bare Arms was a pub ...


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Message 32 of 1133 (716412)
01-16-2014 7:24 AM
Reply to: Message 27 by Modulous
01-15-2014 3:39 PM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
I knew that! I really really did!

I was just ... eh ... testing ... uh ... something.

Its enough to give one

paws.

Oh, gawd.

Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.


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Message 33 of 1133 (716424)
01-16-2014 10:52 AM
Reply to: Message 24 by AZPaul3
01-15-2014 3:02 PM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
AZPaul3 writes:

This one passed through one ear and out the other without contacting anything in between.


It would be funnier if the bear's right arm was in the foreground (layers of subtlety). They should have reversed the image.

Edited by ringo, : How the hell do you spell "subtle-titty"?


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Message 34 of 1133 (716427)
01-16-2014 11:03 AM
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01-16-2014 10:52 AM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
you mean bears have two right arms?


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Message 35 of 1133 (716429)
01-16-2014 11:12 AM
Reply to: Message 34 by RAZD
01-16-2014 11:03 AM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
RAZD writes:

you mean bears have two right arms?


Of course. No self-respecting right-winger would have a left arm.

Two left feet is a bad thing, isn't it? So one left foot is half as bad. That's mathematics, boy. You can't argue with mathematics.

Left is sinister. Right is correct.


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Message 36 of 1133 (716436)
01-16-2014 1:30 PM
Reply to: Message 35 by ringo
01-16-2014 11:12 AM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
now bears got wings???

With all that self rightness they just don't want to get left behinds


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Message 37 of 1133 (716460)
01-17-2014 8:18 AM
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01-16-2014 1:30 PM


Re: Observing the 2nd amendment
I have a right to bear bare bear arms right?


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Message 38 of 1133 (716491)
01-17-2014 5:15 PM


Einstein was genius

  
RAZD
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Message 39 of 1133 (716555)
01-18-2014 10:59 PM


Copy this right away


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Message 40 of 1133 (716557)
01-18-2014 11:26 PM
Reply to: Message 39 by RAZD
01-18-2014 10:59 PM


Re: Copy this right away
Have copied and will hand out at work. Thanks RAZD. This is just what I need to keep my reputation in the office. It's been a bit of a dry spell since the Mayan apocalypse aluminum hat.

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Message 41 of 1133 (717429)
01-27-2014 11:13 AM


Farmer: I want to divorce my wife.

Lawyer: What grounds do you have?

Farmer: I have three hundred acres of grounds.

Lawyer: I mean, what's your case?

Farmer: I don't have a Case. I have a John Deere.

Lawyer: No, I mean, do you have a grudge?

Farmer: Sure I have a grudge. Where do you think I keep the John Deere?

Lawyer [frustrated]: Let's try a different approach. Tell me about your wife. Is she a nagger?

Farmer: No, she's as white as you or me.

Lawyer [in desparation]: Let's make this as simple as possible. Why do you want to divorce your wife?

Farmer: Because she just had a baby and it's a nagger.


  
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Message 42 of 1133 (717455)
01-27-2014 5:34 PM
Reply to: Message 39 by RAZD
01-18-2014 10:59 PM


Re: Copy this right away
RAZD,

Just an FYI. I took your chain letter, shrunk it to fit 6 to a page and made 18 bundles of 5 paperclipped together. Last Monday I handed them out on the first floor of our building saying this was a chain letter, please follow the instructions for me, etc. Good chuckle.

Today I saw some up on the second and third floors. It bred. Then I saw a bundle (not one of mine by the looks) up on the fourth floor sitting in our chairman's briefcase!

This was fun. Thank you.


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Message 43 of 1133 (717458)
01-27-2014 6:04 PM
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01-27-2014 5:34 PM


Re: Copy this right away
And it worked!!!


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Message 44 of 1133 (717478)
01-27-2014 11:48 PM


"After all, if the human brain was simple enough for us to understand, we wouldn't be smart enough to figure it out" - Dr Karl Kruszelnicki

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Message 45 of 1133 (717701)
01-30-2014 2:22 PM
Reply to: Message 44 by Pollux
01-27-2014 11:48 PM


and now for something we have all seen ...

Fore the rechord, I conquor ...


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