Loony Of The Week

One stumbles across these people on the internet from time to time, I thought I'd give them their own thread. Here's my first loony: Jesus Christ is the personification of the law of the excluded middle? Boy, I know how that feels --- I myself am the living incarnation of the modus ponens.

It is rare to be present at the birth of a new piece of stupidity. Most of it is recycled again and again until it gets hard for me to shut out the voices in my head telling me to kill ... sorry, TMI.Anyway, this week has seen the advent of a brand new idiocy. Fake Plastic Government Snow. It's been falling in Georgia. People are upset. Mainly the sort of people who were already "upset".WINNING369 - Situs Slot Online Pagcor Terpercaya 2022 - IDN POKERhttp://beforeitsnews.com/...-falling-in-the-usa-2886758.htmlTo summarize, if you hold a lighter or lit match to a piece of this new snow, it turns black, proving that the snow is made of plastic and not that burning dirty fuels produces particulates. Also the snow doesn't melt quite like whackaloons think it should. So. All very suspicious.

This weeks loony has irrefutable proof that Michelle Obama is a man. It's a good start, but that is actually the least crazy thing on the website.What is it with loonies and typography? Do they actually think: "Hey, my message will be that much more convincing if I arbitrarily put this paragraph in purple?"

This week already has a loony.

Noah's Ark was discovered in 348 B.C?

As this guy has a movie out, perhaps it would be a good time to look at him and his fellow-loonies.

I found a bigger loony. Mere blithering stupidity cannot compete with screaming twitching paranoia.Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.

Yeah, she's full of good stuff. Microwaves are evil, as are televisions and margarine. And editions of the KJV which include genealogical tables. That's an "abomination". I'm surprised God didn't mention it in Leviticus somewhere.

It's called the fallacy of replying-to-someone-who-writes-"She-obviously-has-a-strong-grasp-of-truth"-by-demonstrating-that-she-has-only-the-most-tenuous-grasp-on-reality. Though some pedants have pointed out that this is not actually a fallacy.

Oh look, she uses The Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion as a text for homeschooling, it's part of the fifth-grade curriculum.http://www.biblicalscholarship.net/Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.

So when you say someone "has a strong grasp of truth" you just mean they're right about one thing? You'd say Stalin "had a strong grasp of truth" because he knew his six times table?

Slightly crazier than the average creationist. Also, they look scary. That settles it.Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.

Here. Usual spam about Obama, but with this interesting twist: See, if you wondered why his birth was announced in Hawaiian newspapers, now you know. The plot went back that far. It all makes sense now.But one thing still puzzles me. If it was all planned, why have him born in Kenya or Indonesia or wherever he's meant to have been born this week? Why not arrange for his mother to go into labor in the Lincoln Memorial, that would have made a great story.

Timothy Ray Murray, seeking the GOP nomination on the grounds that, unlike his opponents, he's not a robot.Which to my suspicious ears sounds like the sort of thing a robot would say.I wouldn't have included him if this was ordinary schizophrenia, 'cos that would be mean, but it looks just like the ordinary sort of madness you get from being conservative.

A State Senator from Kentucky has found something that nobody will dispute: We live in an age where information is virtually free. But ignorance is completely free, and it has so many wonderful uses!