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Atheos canadensis
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Message 91 of 947 (721026)
03-02-2014 10:45 PM
Reply to: Message 74 by New Cat's Eye
02-14-2014 5:08 PM


Re: Did you know...
Did you know that science has proven that it is physically impossible for an adult to purposefully urinate in their pants?

This is an attempt to get the members of this forum to pee their pants, yes? You rascal.


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Message 92 of 947 (721037)
03-03-2014 7:48 AM
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03-02-2014 10:45 PM


Re: Did you know...
that depends ...

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Theodoric
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Message 93 of 947 (721046)
03-03-2014 10:20 AM
Reply to: Message 88 by RAZD
03-01-2014 5:01 PM


Re: Another straw man argument ...
Now some stupid cidiot (short for cities idiot, it is our term for people that come up from the twin cities) is going to try this.

As Frako has stated it won't be pretty.


Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts

"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.


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Message 94 of 947 (721054)
03-03-2014 10:54 AM
Reply to: Message 90 by RAZD
03-02-2014 10:28 PM


Re: not so much a joke as a way to have a good time
My favourite scene from Three's Company:

The roommates can't pay their rent so the landlord, Mr. Roper, is giving them a break in exchange for them clearing out some weeds behind the building. Meanwhile, Mr. Roper invites himself to a noisy party in the building.

He answers a phone call from one of the roommates, "Hello...? Yes, this is Mr. Roper.... Oh, hi, Jack. How's it going...? Oh...? You found what...? A can of what...? A can of biss...? Oh, cannabis. Cannabis!?"


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xongsmith
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Message 95 of 947 (721068)
03-03-2014 11:58 AM
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03-02-2014 10:28 PM


Re: not so much a joke as a way to have a good time
Re: Cannadom Premiums

You wouldn't want to try Cocaindom Premiums though...neither partner would feel a thing.


- xongsmith, 5.7d

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Atheos canadensis
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Message 96 of 947 (721127)
03-03-2014 9:56 PM
Reply to: Message 92 by RAZD
03-03-2014 7:48 AM


Re: Did you know...
Heh, I see what you did there.
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Message 97 of 947 (721142)
03-04-2014 6:31 AM
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03-03-2014 9:56 PM


Re: Did you know...
Heh, I see what you did there.

Well, as long as we're on the subject:

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even go anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble go'ing?"

"No, I go every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and go every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."


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Diomedes
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Message 98 of 947 (721230)
03-05-2014 12:17 PM
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03-04-2014 6:31 AM


From Slashdot
http://tech.slashdot.org/...f-sexually-transmitted-infection

One In Ten Americans Thinks HTML Is a Type of Sexually Transmitted Infection

quote:
"It looks like technical writers won't be unemployed any time soon. According to a recent study reported on by the LA Times, 11% of Americans thought HTML was a sexually-transmitted disease. The study, by coupon site VoucherCloud, involved 2,392 men and women 18 years of age or older. 27% thought 'gigabyte' was a South American insect, and 23% thought MP3 was a Star Wars robot. The participants were not told that the study was specifically looking into their knowledge of tech terms. They were presented with both tech and non-tech terms and were asked to choose from three possible definitions. 18% identified 'Blu-ray' as a marine animal, and 15% thought 'software' was comfortable clothing."

Top prize goes to whichever EVC member comes up with an acronym for HTML to signify which venereal disease it might represent.


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Message 99 of 947 (721240)
03-05-2014 1:35 PM
Reply to: Message 98 by Diomedes
03-05-2014 12:17 PM


Re: From Slashdot
Hypophallus Trichomon-Morphic Ligase.

His dick don'T coMe up at alL

Her Tits Made me Laugh

Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.

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nwr
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Message 100 of 947 (721249)
03-05-2014 3:54 PM
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03-05-2014 12:17 PM


Re: From Slashdot
According to a recent study reported on by the LA Times, 11% of Americans thought HTML was a sexually-transmitted disease.

Those of us who work with software and web servers, know that those 11% are correct

Fundamentalism - the anti-American, anti-Christian branch of American Christianity

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RAZD
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Message 101 of 947 (721257)
03-05-2014 5:00 PM
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03-05-2014 12:17 PM


Re: From Slashdot
Hyperactive Tongue Manifesting Lesions, or in the common vernacular, Tongue Lashings, can be inflicted at a distance, so beware of people with sharp tongues ...


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Message 102 of 947 (721512)
03-08-2014 8:55 AM


Time to throw in the towel?


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Message 103 of 947 (721907)
03-13-2014 11:38 AM



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RAZD
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Message 104 of 947 (721918)
03-13-2014 12:08 PM
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03-13-2014 11:38 AM


Then there is "A" matter ...


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Message 105 of 947 (721934)
03-13-2014 2:54 PM
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03-13-2014 11:38 AM


Atheist Motivational Poster


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