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frako
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Message 136 of 1442 (724496)
04-17-2014 4:51 PM


Louisiana code 14:89 prohibits consensual "unnatural carnal copulation" with members of the same sex or opposite sex. The "use of the genital organ of one of the offenders of whatever sex is sufficient to constitute the crime."
The enforcement of the "crime against nature" is not considered unconstitutional in Louisiana.
[State v. Picchini, App. 4 Cir.1985, 463 So.2d 714, writ denied 468 So.2d 1201]
Sexual intercourse with a dead human body is not a crime in Louisiana.
[State v. Schmidt, 1927, 163 La. 512, 112 So. 400]
Placing one's mouth upon a penis constitutes the crime against nature.
[State v. Phillips, Sup. 1978, 365 So.2d 1304, certiorari denied 99 S.Ct. 2843, 442 U.S. 919, 61 L.Ed.2d 287, rehearing denied 100 S.Ct. 196, 444 U.S. 890, 62 L.Ed.2d 127]
[State v. Picchini, App. 4 Cir.1985, 463 So.2d 714, writ denied 468 So.2d 1202]
Oral copulation between two women constitutes the crime against nature.
[State v. Young, 1966, 249 La. 1054, 193 So.2d 243]
An expert witness is permitted to offer an opinion on whether or not oral sex between a man and woman is "unnatural". [State v. Pruitt, App.3 Cir. 1984, 449 So.2d 154, writ denied 450 So.2d 1309]
Punishment for the "crime against nature" is a fine of not more than two thousand dollars, or imprisonment, with or without hard labor, for not more than five years, or both.
Damm never visiting Louisiana with my girlfriend.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

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Message 137 of 1442 (724498)
04-17-2014 5:05 PM
Reply to: Message 136 by frako
04-17-2014 4:51 PM


Damm never visiting Louisiana with my girlfriend.
Twenty bucks says every one of those laws have been violated more than once at Mardi Gras.

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Message 138 of 1442 (724500)
04-17-2014 5:10 PM
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04-17-2014 5:05 PM


Twenty bucks says every one of those laws have been violated more than once at Mardi Gras ...
... on the street in late afternoon with 40 people standing around cheering.
No, no bet. Been there. Done that.

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Message 139 of 1442 (724506)
04-17-2014 5:51 PM
Reply to: Message 136 by frako
04-17-2014 4:51 PM


wise ones
frako writes:
Damm never visiting Louisiana with my girlfriend.
You might find yourselves honored as prophets in a different country.

"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."

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frako
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Message 140 of 1442 (724843)
04-21-2014 2:33 PM


LOL the begging part is the funny part in this episode.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

  
Dr Adequate
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Message 141 of 1442 (724942)
04-22-2014 11:50 PM


Story in the Times

  
ringo
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Message 142 of 1442 (725186)
04-24-2014 3:44 PM


Q: What's the best way to run a small business in Saskatchewan?
A: Start with a big one.

  
frako
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Message 143 of 1442 (725200)
04-24-2014 5:19 PM


Ok this is supposed to be true reported by 24ur.com
some explenation probably required first
A vinjete is a sticker you put on your car window to show you payed to drive on our free ways, if you drive a lot its better and cheaper then the old system of paying tolls.
Servus means hello or greetings in german/austiran
A Croatian footballer went for trials hoping to get accepted in Austria, he read that people driving on free ways without vinjetas in Slovenia and Austria get fined really high, so at the first pump he went and bought a Slovenian and Austrian vinjete and got back on his BUS SEAT, completely bewildered why no other passenger has bought one.
the second shock was when he came to the club and everyone introduced himself as servus, but that dind faze him as douring the tryouts he kept telling them pass the ball servus.
The paper also states that this was not his only adventure for months he saved up money to pay his debts to his telephone operator because his phone dint work, when he went to pay them he found out he dint owe them anything he just forgot to plug it in.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

  
frako
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Message 144 of 1442 (725218)
04-24-2014 7:00 PM



Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

  
frako
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Message 145 of 1442 (725257)
04-25-2014 6:29 AM


What you expect to happen when you meat a psyhic
What really happens

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

  
frako
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Message 146 of 1442 (725375)
04-26-2014 12:53 PM



Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

  
frako
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Message 147 of 1442 (725597)
04-29-2014 3:48 AM


We just got an awsome religion, The over the universe zombie church of mild ringing. With its leader the more then holy guardian of the pot and pan.
LOL i love freedom of religion the simplest way of showing the world how silly your religions are. they have 1800 members and are growing fast.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

  
frako
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Posts: 2932
From: slovenija
Joined: 09-04-2010


Message 148 of 1442 (725827)
05-02-2014 4:36 AM


Edited by frako, : cant embed facebook videos had to find it on youtube

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

  
Dr Adequate
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Message 149 of 1442 (725951)
05-04-2014 8:44 PM



  
ringo
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Message 150 of 1442 (726616)
05-10-2014 12:59 PM


Warning: Political Incorrectness
Adam and Eve were hanging out in the Garden of Eden when Eve asked the question, "Are we black or are we white?"
[You have to get past the objection that, since they were naked*, they should have been able to tell.]
Adam asked what difference it would make and Eve said she just wanted to know. She suggested that Adam should ask God next time he saw Him. Adam was reluctant because he thought God might think it was a stupid question but finally he agreed.
The next day, Adam ran into God and he cautiously brought up the question: "You know that woman you gave me...."
"Yes."
"She wanted me to ask you a question. I didn't want to bother you with it but she wouldn't take 'no' for an answer. You know how women are."
"Yes, I do. What's the question?"
"Well, she wanted to know, are we black or are we white?"
"That's a stupid question."
"I know - but what should I tell her?"
God paused thoughtfully. "Just tell her you are what you are."
"Okay." Adam wasn't happy with that answer because he suspected Eve wouldn't be, but he wasn't about to push God any further. He went back to Eve, who was eagerly waiting.
"Well, did you ask Him?"
"Yes, I asked him - and He was none too pleased. He said it was a stupid qestion."
"But did He answer it?"
"He just said to tell you that you are what you are."
"I see," Eve nodded thoughtfully. "Then we're white."
Adam frowned. "How do you figure that?"
"Because if we were black He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"


* A long time ago I read an article about how young children perceive gender diffrences. Apparently, they often think that by dressing like a girl you become a girl or by playing with a boy's toys you become a boy. One five-year-old girl had a new baby sibling at home and she was asked if it was a boy or a girl. She replied, "I'm not sure. It's so hard to tell at that age, especially with their clothes off."

  
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