Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien
"I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
Q: What has 6 reverse gears and one forward gear? A: A French tank. The forward gear is in case they're attacked from behind.
Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? A: To see it's facial expression.
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: I take my boots off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's a guitarist without a girlfriend? A: Homeless.
Q: Why did the Spanish Armada include glass floors on their submarines? A: To get a good look at the old Spanish Armada.
Q: How many french people does it take to defend Paris? A: I don't know. It's never been done.
Thanks for suffering the barrage of awful jokes.
"As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents." -George Orwell
"In my opinion, nothing has contributed so much to the corruption of the original idea of socialism as the belief that Russia is a socialist country and that every act of its rulers must be excused, if not imitated." -Also George Orwell
"You don't need a formal conspiracy; when interests converge, these people went to the same universities, [...] they're on the same boards of directors, they're in the same country clubs, they have like interests. They don't need to call a meeting, they know what's good for them, and they're getting it." -George Carlin