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frako
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Message 166 of 1133 (727897)
05-21-2014 1:58 PM


LOL some news that other countries are incompitent too besides the americans.

The French bought 2000 trains for 15 billion, too bad nobody checked that the trains they bought where to wide to ride trough their train stations.

That must have been an upsi moment for the guy who signed the contract.


Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.


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Modulous
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Message 167 of 1133 (727902)
05-21-2014 3:13 PM
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05-20-2014 10:31 AM



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shadow71
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Message 168 of 1133 (727925)
05-21-2014 6:52 PM
Reply to: Message 167 by Modulous
05-21-2014 3:13 PM


A guy walks into a bar and yells out real loud, "all Lawyers are assholes".

A guy down at the far end of the bar says, " I heard that I and am really offended".

Bartender says to him "are you a lawyer?"

Guy says no " I'm an asshole."


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frako
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Message 169 of 1133 (727974)
05-22-2014 9:18 AM


Damn im dying this is to sick LOL your elections are the best reality tv show ever made.


Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.


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ringo
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Message 170 of 1133 (728017)
05-22-2014 1:15 PM
Reply to: Message 169 by frako
05-22-2014 9:18 AM


Idaho GOP Debate LOLz

Dyslexia kicks in again: I read that as GOD.

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ramoss
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Message 171 of 1133 (728032)
05-22-2014 2:20 PM



  
frako
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Message 172 of 1133 (728143)
05-24-2014 10:46 AM


http://nationalreport.net/...s-drain-suns-energy-experts-say

So now we know what to do to stop global warming just put up as many solar panels as we can to drain the sun of its energy LMAO


Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.


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RAZD
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Message 173 of 1133 (728179)
05-24-2014 5:00 PM
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05-24-2014 10:46 AM


And windmills to take all the energy out of the wind.

Both of these will use energy impacting the earth, diverting it for human use, but entropy means that by the end of the use of this energy there will be an excess of energy dissipated as ... heat.


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Omnivorous
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Message 174 of 1133 (728391)
05-28-2014 12:14 AM


Brothers get the good shit.

Edited by Omnivorous, : No reason given.


"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."

  
Omnivorous
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Message 175 of 1133 (728392)
05-28-2014 12:23 AM
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05-21-2014 1:58 PM


The next time they surrender, the mismatched trains will slow the looting of art treasures.

Vive la France!


"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."

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frako
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Message 176 of 1133 (728624)
05-31-2014 5:19 AM


LOL


Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.


  
Percy
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Message 177 of 1133 (728665)
06-01-2014 7:23 AM


iWant an iWatch
iWatch parody:

--Percy


  
Minnemooseus
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Message 178 of 1133 (728684)
06-01-2014 3:59 PM


Sitting around the house doing nothing

Source

Moose


Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U
Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham

"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien

"I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose


  
ramoss
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Message 179 of 1133 (728786)
06-02-2014 11:50 PM



  
Leroy Jenkins
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Message 180 of 1133 (728875)
06-03-2014 10:37 PM


Q and A Jokes
Q: What has 6 reverse gears and one forward gear?
A: A French tank. The forward gear is in case they're attacked from behind.

Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: To see it's facial expression.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies?
A: I take my boots off to jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's a guitarist without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

Q: Why did the Spanish Armada include glass floors on their submarines?
A: To get a good look at the old Spanish Armada.

Q: How many french people does it take to defend Paris?
A: I don't know. It's never been done.

Thanks for suffering the barrage of awful jokes.


"As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents."
-George Orwell

"In my opinion, nothing has contributed so much to the corruption of the original idea of socialism as the belief that Russia is a socialist country and that every act of its rulers must be excused, if not imitated."
-Also George Orwell

"You don't need a formal conspiracy; when interests converge, these people went to the same universities, [...] they're on the same boards of directors, they're in the same country clubs, they have like interests. They don't need to call a meeting, they know what's good for them, and they're getting it."
-George Carlin


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