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ringo
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Message 181 of 1389 (728922)
06-04-2014 12:44 PM
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06-03-2014 10:37 PM


Re: Q and A Jokes
Leroy Jenkins writes:

Q: What has 6 reverse gears and one forward gear?
A: A French tank. The forward gear is in case they're attacked from behind.


I remember hearing that joke after the 6-Day War in 1967 but it was an Egyptian tank. During World War Two it was an Italian tank.

(That may actually be a "new" joke, since horses don't have reverse gears.)


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Message 182 of 1389 (728949)
06-04-2014 4:41 PM
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06-04-2014 12:44 PM


Re: Q and A Jokes
(That may actually be a "new" joke, since horses don't have reverse gears.)

French horses do.


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Message 183 of 1389 (729035)
06-05-2014 10:00 AM


Q: What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

A: Virgin Mobile

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Message 184 of 1389 (729037)
06-05-2014 10:22 AM
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06-04-2014 12:44 PM


Re: Q and A Jokes
What I heard right after the Six-Day War was that the Egyptians had taken their Soviet tanks and buried them in the sand, converting them to stationary artillery pieces and completely losing all mobility. The Israeli tanks just ran right through them.

Mind you, I heard that on Johnny Carson, but as I recall he wasn't joking about it except to wonder what they were thinking.


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Message 185 of 1389 (729174)
06-06-2014 8:57 AM
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06-05-2014 10:00 AM


Q: What do you call a sleep walking Nun?

A: A Roamin Catholoic

Q: What do you call a contortionist Nun.
A: Twisted Sister.


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Message 186 of 1389 (729177)
06-06-2014 9:57 AM


I asked my plumber which was the best toilet to buy.

He said "Well...its a crap shoot."


  
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Message 187 of 1389 (729230)
06-06-2014 11:02 PM


A movie, based on a classic Chick Tract

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Message 188 of 1389 (729231)
06-06-2014 11:11 PM
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06-06-2014 11:02 PM


LOL, thanks dude, I'd totally forgotten about that since you posted it on Tuesday.

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Dr Adequate
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Message 189 of 1389 (729422)
06-11-2014 1:15 PM


Celebrity Endorsement
Bible School Uses Hitler Quote To Promote Education For Children

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Message 190 of 1389 (729433)
06-11-2014 2:11 PM
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06-11-2014 1:15 PM


Re: Celebrity Endorsement
Your link goes to a 404 error. I think you left the 'l' off of the .html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...hitler-quote_n_5440205.html


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Message 191 of 1389 (729436)
06-11-2014 2:18 PM
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06-11-2014 2:11 PM


Re: Celebrity Endorsement
Fixed, thanks.

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Message 192 of 1389 (729488)
06-12-2014 2:27 PM


Twisting Words

Remind you of someone ?


  
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Message 193 of 1389 (729596)
06-15-2014 5:53 AM



  
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Message 194 of 1389 (729617)
06-15-2014 5:06 PM


Commencement speaker
I have seen this theme being debated somewhere, but I don't think it was at evcforum.net.

I think that both this cartoon and Dr. A's previous message cartoon might be good fodder for new topics.

Source

Moose

Edited by Minnemooseus, : Forgot to include source link.


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Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham

"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien

"I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose


  
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Message 195 of 1389 (732059)
07-03-2014 7:43 AM


help with imbedding?
see this video

I tried copying their embed code (see below) but it doesn't work

; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));

Enjoy

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